kris

kris stenborg (also commonly known as sten, stemi fresh, topher, asshole, and somtimes even just borg) likes to consider himself "cool" by today's standards.. he also thinks he very well could be the sexiest tap dancin caucasian to ever step foot on earth since patrick swayze in dirty dancing, but he really isnt and is in fact just dillusional and border line retarded.. on a more serious note, i have recently become addicted to chapstick and girls i sit at lunch with.. (they got me feinin) i am currently seeking professional help and should be ok in a couple months.. talking in the third person has become a strange pastime of mine and i can also be seen merkin madd hataz (in my festive german apparel) cause they all vegetarian and they sure as hell dont want no beef. otther terms, phrases, and ghetto tongue twisters such as skeet skeet, dippsettt, and "hey chad that shit was gully" have embarrassingly made there way into my vocabulary despite listening to sad emo songs and being probably the whitest kid ud ever meet.. late night walks on the beach are another favorite of mine, espcially whn they are with beautifull girls that have eyes i can get lost in.. even by myself, walks on the beach are quite amazing and nothing really seems to compare to them.. whn it comes to my personal life all the laydays flock to me like kenyans to a 24 mile marathon, magnets to a refrigerator, or guidos to bottles of level 8 maximum hold hair gel.. during the day while im driving (my sweet four speed bike with 6 inch chrome pegs thank you very much) i always seem to get stopped in the middle of the street by complete strangers who somehow kno my name, and they'll ask "kris how do u do it, how do u keep ur body in such zenith shape" and to be perfectly honest i never realy kno how to answer because it all just comes so god damn natural.. as do the good looks, ughh life is soo rough.. but i realy dont let it get to my head i promise.. i also consider myself quite the hockey player these days and most ppl (actully nobody) will tell you that i am a "prodigy" and can be considered the next jeff tomes of the nhl.. (whos jeff tomes? and whn is this kid gonna realize nobody is reading this).. but i just shrug it off because i kno what there realy tryin to say those motherfuckers.. other then that id like to take these next couple of lines to formaly appologize to all those (again nobody) reading because in fact all of this up untill now is me sort of rambling and could be classified as complete grade A horseshit... i have unknowingly and unintentionaly wasted the last 45 seconds of ur life.. 15 to 20 seconds to all my more intelligent prettier female admirers (mhhmm call me) i swear im not shallow just desperate..
The figures stop moving,And the subway dies.
The clock stops ticking,And the traffic sighs.
I can’t keep living these strange goodbyes.
I need you...
kris, i wanna be yaa byrd