→ trash ← [jerk patrol]

• I AM the coolest person ul ever meet • I am ADDICTED to Manchester • Leopard print is the BEST • SOMETIMES I can be a real cunt • I am NOT addicted to mypace • I am an AGGRESSIVE driver • SALAMI is the shit even tho niki hates it • I have TWO of the best friends u could ever ask for • I HATE vacuuming • I WASH my doona cover every weekend • I WAS vegetarian • I CAN be nice • Johnnny Knoxville is MY man • I DID find love but I gave it away • I THROW drinks on people • I NEED more shoes • I am an IMPULSE buyer • I am constantly BROKE • Vodka is my THING • I am the ICE CREAM CHOOSER and have been since the day I was born • I could NEVER be a lesbian • I CANT wait till I go overseas • I am SHIT at saving • I THINK I have no self control • I LOVE gigs • 90% of my wardrobe is BLACK • I LIKE bags with skulls on them • I HAVE been on tv • I AM random • APPARENTLY I talk in my sleep • I DISLIEK summer • Going n getting trashed with my mates is what I LIVE for • Drunken 3am phone calls are HAWT • Dogs ARE better than cats • I use my mobile TOO much • I LIKE meeting new people • Roadtrips are AWESOME • I am SHIT at sport and I like it that way • I am SLOWLY overcoming my fear of spiders • My house IS haunted • Let Johnny cash OFF IT • I LOATH doveton scum • The tv MUST be on an even number of volume • I would do ALMOST anything for my friends • I am NEVER home