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He Hate Me

Your friends called. They hate you.

About Me

You heard t'ings.

My Interests

Music, beer , gaming, politics , cooking, sports and sports entertainment. Did I mention beer? Other interests include reading, history, knowing useless facts, watching movies, walking, computers, sleeping and calculating how long it will be until I encounter the next idiot who will piss me off by being completely stupid.

I'd like to meet:

God. We have a lot of stuff to talk about.

Music:

Metal is my primary form of music. I enjoy a varied array of musical tastes, but metal is my main focus. Sorry, not going to list all the bands I like. That listing bands shit gives me a headache, and I would most like have to edit and re-edit the list until I get carpal tunnel.

Click on the link below if you'd like to see what I'm listening to now. It'll give you a basic idea of what I like. Although I'm not sure why you'd care.

Music Hate Me

Movies:

I like the movies that I like. Again, no lists.

Television:

I don't watch much TV. I do like classic television though (Thank God for Nick At Nite and TV Land), and On-Demand is my personal friend. I guess it wouldn't kill me to do a small list, so here's some of the 'new(er)' TV shows (last five years or so) I like: 24 , The Sopranos , Dead Like Me, Weeds, Huff, House, Heroes. I don't really watch any of these religiously unless they are available on On-Demand. Why? Because. That's why. Shut the fuck up.

Books:

Yup, got books too. Boy I hate listing stuff. All I'll say is that I enjoy the books that I do and my bible: The Collector's Guide to Heavy Metal (It's a shame that it's out of print) by the coolest metal critic in the biz today: Martin Popoff .

I like to read. I'm proud that I am able to do so on something more than a fourth grade level... which is something not a lot of people can say nowadays b/c they are too busy TIVO'ing 'Desperate Housewives'.

Heroes:

My friends and family are my heroes. I consider my friends to be a part of my family and vice-versa. I take them very seriously and I love and respect them very much. And that's why they are my biggest heroes.

Alcohol is my hero, too. Why the hell not?

My Blog

Still no PC

Cuz I'm lazy. Someday soon. Much love to all. World peace #1! Go Jeebus! Seriously though, 2007 is my comeback year. Get that Comeback Interwebber of the Year Award ready bitches!
Posted by He Hate Me on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:38:00 PST

Moving

Moving from one part of Pittsburgh to another. Wee! Closer to work, and no roommates (huge bonus there!) Other than that it's business as usual. I promise my next entry will be a little more...
Posted by He Hate Me on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

Yay!

I still don't have a working computer. More to come... eventually. I hope...
Posted by He Hate Me on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

Seasons Beatings

...and best wishes for a Happy New Beer... er... year from your favorite bitter, sarcastic ol' fiend. Now shut up.
Posted by He Hate Me on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST

Yes, it's true... I hate you...

and your gay FACE! But seriously... Look, I know I am all that and a bag of salt-free baked jalapeno cheddar potato chips, but can we cease and desist with the friends requests? No offense, but if I d...
Posted by He Hate Me on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST

Concert tomorrow

Bon Jovi is in Da 'Burgh Tuesday. Ah, old school rock and roll. Should be a lot of fun. <Insert high pitched fangirl scream here>
Posted by He Hate Me on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:24:00 PST

Open letter to PA drivers...

Dear Swamis of Slow Snow Driving, Look, I know not every single one of us drives a 4WD vehicle, but good fucking lawd can we at least use some common sense? Why doesn't common snow driving sense and s...
Posted by He Hate Me on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:57:00 PST

Beer > me and you!

Okay, if you're an avid, die-hard beer loving connisseur (did I spell that word right?) like myself, there is only one beer you need to imbibe from now on. It is, without a shadow of a monkey's ass do...
Posted by He Hate Me on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 03:59:00 PST

Ever have one of those months?

Yeah, me too. I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world to relieve my stress these days. Maybe I'll take up smoking again, haha... heh... hrmm... ...argh...
Posted by He Hate Me on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST

To the idiots named "Erin" who continue to message me...

FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF RIGHT THE FUCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW! DO IT! FUCK YOURSELVES IN THE FUCKING EAR! AND THEN FUCKING DIE! But seriously, I don't give a fucking damn about your retarded, little, fru...
Posted by He Hate Me on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:40:00 PST