My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.There's more to the truth than just the facts.One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.A thousand men can't undress a naked man.A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.