L. Bee - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hi, i'm Lexi

i want to make you smile
i want amrs
i love flower
it's always time for bread
ms dos is always hur fn
i like bees more than butterflies
blaoons
does humor belong in music?
i am my
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Flower pretty, flower sweet
Flower's who i want to greet
Petals soft and stem so strong
Bee loves flower all night long
And every morning when i wake
A kiss from flower's what i take
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/touches your nose :3

My Interests

art is great and interesting! anything creative and interpretive
i love cartooning and comic and pixel art. anything outlandish and fantastical

being silly is great and interesting

stand-up comedy is great and interesting. my favorites are Dane Cook, Lisa Lampinelli, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Patton Oswalt, Zach Galafanakis, Sean Cullen, and Demetri Martin !

people are great and interesting! i love to watch people
bugs! bugs are great and interesting

I'd like to meet:

George Harrison, Janis Joplin, Micky Dolenz, Andy Kaufman, Robert Crumb, Stephen Colbert, Joanna Newsom, Klaus Nomi, someone who can teach me how to play the banjo

Music:

I like so much music, but my very very favorites are

ABBA, Aqua, The B-52s, The Beatles, David Bowie, Richard Cheese, Duran Duran, Peter Gabriel, George Harrison, Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, The Mamas And The Papas, The Monkees, Joanna Newsom, Harry Nilsson, Klaus Nomi, Oingo Boingo, Roy Orbison, Pink Floyd, Prince, Melanie Safka, They Might Be Giants, Tilly And The Wall, Tom Petty, Traveling Wilburys, and Weird Al Yankovic

Movies:

I have so many movies i love, but my very very favorites are

33 & 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Blazing Saddles, Clue, Easy Rider, Edward Scissorhands, Galaxy Quest, A Hard Day's Night, HEAD, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Help!, Jesus Christ Superstar, Kung-Fu Hustle, Laurel And Hardy movies, Let It Be, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Magical Mystery Tour, A Mighty Wind, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Purple Rain, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sense And Sensibility, Shock Treatment, Spaceballs, This Is Spinal Tap, V For Vendetta, Velvet Goldmine, Wet Hot American Summer, and Young Frankenstein

Television:

I like LazyTown, The Monkees, and Scrubs the best
and cartoons. lots of cartoons!

Books:

I like graphic novels best
Preacher, Strangers In Paradise, Transmetropolitan, V For Vendetta, Watchmen
my favorite wordy novel is Matilda by Roald Dahl

My Blog

I hope there are potted plants at my wedding in case i have to pee

I was at my wedding and i kept having to pee so i ran down the hallway and out into another hallway to a bathroom and peed, ran back, and stepped back onto the altar noticing that i'd completely tras...
Posted by L. Bee on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

KCCCHHHHHHH!!!!! (lightnning noise lol)

okay more loopyness!there was like 258934689 things going on at once (as usual) but this is what i can remember anymore:i was in a movie theater with my little brother and my mom, and there was appare...
Posted by L. Bee on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

MY FUKKEN RICE GET IT NOW NOW NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

okay these are from Saturday night / Sunday morningi had some really loopy ones !_!okay let me start off saying they may have had something to do with me waking up being excessively hot and uncomforta...
Posted by L. Bee on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:44:00 PST

"man, Jack Black makes a GREAT movie!!"

there was some Jack Black movie we were watching and it had to do with vegetables (maybe?) because i just really remember the end of it where a carrot and then some other green vegetable got together ...
Posted by L. Bee on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:02:00 PST

HSKJGFJK YEAH I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE AT MY OLD SCHOOL RIGHT??!??!

Luke called me and was like "hey i'm at your old school all you have to do is come pick me up" and i was like "hsfjkhskjsglskjghl!!!"~ i don't think i ever actually got there to pick him up ...
Posted by L. Bee on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Peter, you faggot u

All i can remember is watching The Monkees on DVD and Mike playfully calling Peter a faggot and giving him a noogie~~~~ i remembered so much more stuff that happened right when i woke up but it's gone...
Posted by L. Bee on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

i am broken in my unconcious state ~!

i kept trying to masturbate but i couldn't get any farther than a certain point. things kept happening ~ why does that always happen in my dreams? like if ever i have to pee in a dream, i can ne...
Posted by L. Bee on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

i just wanna go home. please move your cars ;3;

I can't remember when i had this dream, but i think it was the night before last i was babysitting, but the house i was at wasn't their house! well, it was their house, but it wasn't the house i was u...
Posted by L. Bee on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

babysitting, chit-chat, and memories sparked

OKAY SO kind of a weird dream. well, they're all weird really, but i woke up being in a weird mood because of it. I was babysitting the two girls i usually do, and i was in their living ro...
Posted by L. Bee on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

heyyyy. you there at the picnic table over there. you should pay attention!

OKAY i remember that it involved me, my mom, my boyfriend, and my boyfriend's mom there were picnic tables and we were all sitting down and eating with a bunch of other people, and Luke and his mom we...
Posted by L. Bee on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:08:00 PST