Barbara Boxer, eat your vegetables! |
I'm working at an English camp in France right now, or at last I was until this afternoon. At this camp the counselors all have funny names (I get to continue being Breakfast here) and the kids choos...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 12:09:00 GMT |
Premonitions of a Future Virginia Tech Killer |
Right now I'm working an English-language camp for children in France. Every week we get a new batch of children. This week's batch comes from a school for gifted kids and is 75% boys, mostly 11- an...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 14:21:00 GMT |
Five Haikus |
Poetry's worthlessThis isn't a real haikuGo drown in your fartsEverything's okayThat's what they want you to thinkBut you know betterAliens from MarsAre coming to take our jobsLet's build a big wallGa...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:29:00 GMT |
Overheard one afternoon... |
Overheard outside my van on 3 December '08 at 3:00 PM:"Pee. Right now. C'mon, pee. I said PEE, dammit! Good boy."
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:43:00 GMT |
When You Wish Upon a Cloud |
A few nights ago I was walking down the street in a light rain. I was wishing I'd had an umbrella when suddenly, the man walking in front of me angrily threw his umbrella down on the sidewalk and wal...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:11:00 GMT |
Sex without love... |
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." -Woody Allen
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:09:00 GMT |
Overheard last night... |
... at 16th Street and Harrison in San Francisco: "I don't do coke and pills much right now, at least not until February."
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:07:00 GMT |
The Church of Diarrhea Pancakes" |
Hnaxxl! Oh my qihou! Everybody pihg for your dahiflekojgs! Ugsdofg asduhgasd gsfd fafxvkc cckljxg fvdzfjklgjshcdb fgdlkrsajlsdb hfsflekafsfdb! What do you mean you don't komjnhserth? I just hipj...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
Drama on Haight Street |
Last night I broke out my sax on Haight Street a busked for a couple hours. A couple jazz guys with guitars invited me to jam with them, so I did. People smiled and gave money. Tourists took pictur...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:32:00 GMT |
Breakfast - Rainbow Lake |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvnkRpRO5o
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:11:00 GMT |
