TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emil J, EJ, GreyScale, GUAPO~!, Project Pat Junior, EDash, Cloudy, JUICEMAN
Birthday: 12.04.1986
Birthplace: Pomona, NJ
Current Location: Brigantine, NJ
Eye Color: BlueGrey
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 2 yards
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrously speaking, leftie
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, CZECHOSLOVAKIAN~!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Reebok Classics
Your Weakness: Reggaeton
Your Fears: Fear is a stimulus I haven't been programmed to feel yet
Your Perfect Pizza: Things that aren't me aren't perfect.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being 1/5 as awesome as Dame Dash
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You got dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What happened to my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: My entire body is perfection.
Your Bedtime: 7 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: When Nookie got ..1 on TRL!!!111!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: SONIC~!
Single or Group Dates: I don't know.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: None
Do you Smoke: Fuck No
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Does ripping mics as a rapper count?
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily, you mean "weekly"... yes.
Have you Been in Love: I have done it 9 times.
Do you want to go to College: I do.
Do you want to get Married: Yes; to multiple items.
Do you belive in yourself: No; I'm atheist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: What a dumb survey question.
Do you think you are Attractive: No; I know I'm fucking gorgeous.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the recorder like nobody's business.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No; I ate 5 boxes at once.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: So what if I have?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes; the dignity of everybody who has seen me.
Ever been Drunk: 1.67 times.
Ever been called a Tease: Nobody would dare call me out on it.
Ever been Beaten up: Never.
Ever Shoplifted: Of course.
How do you want to Die: While pretending to be Project Pat.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real live boy
What country would you most like to Visit: Arkansas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Probably blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Maybe brunette.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine.
Height: Between 5' and 5'7.5"
Weight: Between 115 and 128.
Best Clothing Style: I like to wear tight daisy dukes and cut-off shirts.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Let's just say 39.
Number of CDs I own: I guess about eleventy.
Number of Piercings: 60 in one head, 1 in another.
Number of Tattoos: I have 7 temporary tattoos permanently
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - this survey
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