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Name: Emil J, EJ, GreyScale, GUAPO~!, Project Pat Junior, EDash, Cloudy, JUICEMAN
Birthday: 12.04.1986
Birthplace: Pomona, NJ
Current Location: Brigantine, NJ
Eye Color: BlueGrey
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 2 yards
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrously speaking, leftie
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, CZECHOSLOVAKIAN~!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Reebok Classics
Your Weakness: Reggaeton
Your Fears: Fear is a stimulus I haven't been programmed to feel yet
Your Perfect Pizza: Things that aren't me aren't perfect.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being 1/5 as awesome as Dame Dash
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You got dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What happened to my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: My entire body is perfection.
Your Bedtime: 7 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: When Nookie got ..1 on TRL!!!111!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: SONIC~!
Single or Group Dates: I don't know.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: None
Do you Smoke: Fuck No
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Does ripping mics as a rapper count?
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily, you mean "weekly"... yes.
Have you Been in Love: I have done it 9 times.
Do you want to go to College: I do.
Do you want to get Married: Yes; to multiple items.
Do you belive in yourself: No; I'm atheist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: What a dumb survey question.
Do you think you are Attractive: No; I know I'm fucking gorgeous.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the recorder like nobody's business.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No; I ate 5 boxes at once.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: So what if I have?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes; the dignity of everybody who has seen me.
Ever been Drunk: 1.67 times.
Ever been called a Tease: Nobody would dare call me out on it.
Ever been Beaten up: Never.
Ever Shoplifted: Of course.
How do you want to Die: While pretending to be Project Pat.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real live boy
What country would you most like to Visit: Arkansas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Probably blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Maybe brunette.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine.
Height: Between 5' and 5'7.5"
Weight: Between 115 and 128.
Best Clothing Style: I like to wear tight daisy dukes and cut-off shirts.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Let's just say 39.
Number of CDs I own: I guess about eleventy.
Number of Piercings: 60 in one head, 1 in another.
Number of Tattoos: I have 7 temporary tattoos permanently
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - this survey
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: Lime; you envy that it is a real word.
What did you do last night?: Earned $97.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Lots of porn.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: That's for wimps, try gargling car battery acid.
Last time you swam in a pool?: At the same time you were last skinny dipping.
What are you wearing?: From head to toe: TMNT bandana, bead necklace, a tie dye muscle shirt with a hole at each nipple, suspenders to hide said nipple holes, a mood ring, Sean John jeans, L.A. Gear
How many cars have you owned?: "ONE" - Ghostface Killah, Supreme Clientele
Type of music you dislike most?: Rap.
Are you registered to vote?: Yes.
Do you have cable?: Only if it is stolen.
What kind of computer do you use?: Commodore 64.
Ever made a prank phone call?: Yes, but the refrigerator was not running. I apologized and called Maytag for them since their phone was broken too.
You like anyone right now?: No; I am a bastion of hate.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Both at the same time.
Furthest place you ever traveled?: Across the street.
What's your favorite comic strip?: Family Circus - IT'S SO HILARIOUS. Or, for real, Curtis [Jackson], since it is about 50 Cent.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Which nation?
Shower, morning or night?: It is usually night time when the month ends...
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Killa Season.
Favorite pizza toppings?: Are dead baby jokes still funny?
Chips or popcorn?: Bugles.
What cell phone provider do you have?: No, the question is, "Which cell phone company do I provide success by being a customer of theirs?"
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: Yes; I washed the red paint off of my neck afterwards.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: Not officially, I am declared the winner just by signing up.
Orange Juice or apple?: Large Apple Juice, No Ice, Two Straws, No Homo
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: My egos.
favorite chocolate bar?: NESTLE FUCKING CRUNCH.
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Vinny; 6'3"
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: 5 Saturdays ago.
Have you ever won a trophy?: Have you ever had a trophy made for you resembling yourself? No? Well I have a golden version of me on my mantle.
Favorite arcade game?: SUNSET RIDERS~!
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: Ron Popeil could talk me out of being the most egotistical man on the planet.
Sprite or 7-UP?: Mickey Mouse Cocktail.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: Only on holidays.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: 2 Chia pets, some fertilizer, The Clapper, a fishing pole, and Vanity Fair (February 2006 issue).
Ever thrown up in public?: Yes; people applauded and asked for autographs afterward as well.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: How about having a million dollars to blow on a whore?
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Since the first time I looked in the mirror.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: I'M OLDER THAN 9.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: I had the manliest Rat Tail a five year old could ever have. I also have the manliest Rat Tail a 19 year old could have.
What message is on your voicemail machine?: Probably something like, "I'm WAAAAY too good to talk to you" or something equally as conceited. I have my reasons, however.
Where would you like to go right now?: The Land Before Time VII.
Whats the name of your pet?: Lil Tigga.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: Jansport; a hip hop state of mind.
What do you think about most?: Myself.
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