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Lord_Humungus

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About Me

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And the trees about me, Let them be dry and leafless; let the rocks Groan with continual surges; and behind me Make all a desolation. Look, look, wenches!

Look at what remains of your gallant scouts. Why? Because you're selfish! You hoard your gasoline. Now, my prisoners say You plan to take your gasoline out of the Wasteland. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to haul that fat tank of gas. What a puny plan! Look around you. This is the Valley of Death.
There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump The oil The gasoline And the whole compound and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

Animating. At this point just cartoons. i plan to learn how to animate the dead soon. the world needs more goths. in addition to not being able to spell and once having my college english professor tell me "you know, punctuation is more than decoration" i also like icewater, screaming, and drinking WAY too much diet coke. I like clowns. I like orange cats. I like yellow dogs. i like bad jokes. i like not having a plan. I like being boring. i like hats. i like being a goof. i like moving to places i have never been to before. i like hot and spicy foods. i like ball point pens. i like more things and will add them later...

here is my favorite poem..it's by TS Elliot... I-We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellarShape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion;Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men The stuffed men.II-Eyes I dare not meet in dreams In death's dream kingdom These do not appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a broken column There, is a tree swinging And voices are In the wind's singing More distant and more solemn Than a fading star.Let me be no nearer In death's dream kingdom Let me also wear Such deliberate disguises Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves No nearer --Not that final meeting In the twilight kingdomIII-This is the dead land This is cactus land Here the stone images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a dead man's hand Under the twinkle of a fading star.Is it like this In death's other kingdom Waking alone At the hour when we are Trembling with tenderness Lips that would kiss Form prayers to broken stone.IV-The eyes are not here There are no eyes here In this valley of dying stars In this hollow valley This broken jaw of our lost kingdomsIn this last of meeting places We grope together And avoid speech Gathered on this beach of the tumid riverSightless, unless The eyes reappear As the perpetual star Multifoliate rose Of death's twilight kingdom The hope only Of empty men.V-Here we go round the prickly pear Prickly pear prickly pear Here we go round the prickly pear At five o'clock in the morning.Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the ShadowFor Thine is the KingdomBetween the conception And the creation Between the emotion And the response Falls the ShadowLife is very longBetween the desire And the spasm Between the potency And the existence Between the essence And the descent Falls the Shadow For Thine is the KingdomFor Thine is Life is For Thine is theThis is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.

I'd like to meet:

I have a crush on every girl I meet! aim = tehhumungus You know you want to meet me! I am awesome!

Music:

Stuff that you don't like... uuuuhhhh.... Leatherface... i really like Leatherface...i mean really....., DI...yeah, same thing with DI... they are really cool guys too.....that makes me happy because i hate it when i meet artists i admire and they are dicks and i have to stop listening to their music..... FUCK YOU EMINEM!!!!!!!FUCK YOU BRUCE DICKENSON!!!!!!!....biafra...well...i'll let it slide in your case...., Drive by Truckers, i just started listening to the blood brothers yesterday and i recommend them. 16 volt, blatz, killing joke is kinda cool.... devo, the mad, ed gien's car experience, mindless self indulgence, johnny cheapo, dr. know, misfortunes, ICP and Twizted, Esham, three six mafia, geto boys, ...... Supersuckers...well...you're dicks but i'll give you one more chance... but next time you do anything like what you did to me last time...its go time, eddie!!..uuuhhhhh....dispatch, OAR, flipside, rehab, uriah heep, mindless self indulgence, misfits, matthew good, screeching weasel, the queers, average white band, the o, the descendants, crass, motherload, angry samonas but quit trying to pretend you're hardcore and not oldschool emo...mr.t experience, decendants, sloppy seconds, blind guardian, atomandhispackage, the shaggs, uuuhhh... lots of trashy stuff and 80's butt rock... if you get a chance to see dio in concert...GO.... uuuuuuhhhhh..ok...imma go now.... Take the quiz: "What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)"

Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occasional motorcycle.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, The Mad Max trilogy, The Room, The Secretary, Mean Girls, Constantine, Cool as Ice, Primer, Princess Bride, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Spun, primer..., more to come as i think of them.....

Television:

no thanks....

Books:

Joseph Conrad, Phillip K. Dick, T.S.Elliot, I read science textbooks for fun. "Ther Real Story" is about me.

Heroes:

When there is confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your mind. Your mind knows everything, but your heart knows only you.

My Blog

Best insult all day....

"...you are a very fat man with a very small heart."   There are a few people who can always be counted on to cheer me up.   Before you start getting all crazy though... there are a very ve...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST

delete @$%ing everything

Well... not everything. In a moment of non specific butt hurt at the world in general, I deleted about a third of my friends. If you got caught up in my moment of delete @$%ing everything, don't worry...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST

Dear S.O.R.B.S.

Fuck you.   In order for IP ranges who have spammed in the past to be removed from the spam database, SORBS requires a US$50 donation to a registered charity In order for IP ranges who have spa...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:20:00 PST

Ever feel like you’re getting ripped off?

             The right to education is a long cherished American tradition. All Americans have the Constitutional right to a free, publicly funded...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

This should not be a source of anxiety

LSAT is Dec 1st. First, this is over two months away. Second, this test is not a big deal; I kicked it's ass in 2004 and I can kick it's ass again in 2007. It's not that bad of a test. It's not unti...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

THIS I TRULY BELIEVE

I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhe...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

why do people get so passonate...

...when clowns are involved?   srsly guys. what is the deal with clowns? i think i am going to do some serious investigation into this whole clown thing as it seems to be something that lies deep...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

The New Testament

PONTUS PILOT KILLS JESUS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:17:00 PST

fucking blogs

a blog error on the siote means that i lost what i just wrote... but rest assured that all of you... i only   K...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST

This is too funny

srsly... i almost pooped myself trying to hold my laughter in.   Powerthirst Sports Drink Spoof - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Lord_Humungus on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST