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Keith

The new beds are HERE Today!!!!

About Me


I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I own a small tanning salon in Alpharetta and it pretty much consumes the majority of my life, but it's not so bad a way to pass the time.
We are located at: Tan F/X Beach Club
6000 Medlock Bridge Parkway
Suite A-300
Alpharetta, GA. 30022
770-813-0300 tanFXbeachclub.com
We are in a strip mall right across from St. Ives Country Club, on 141 between State bridge and Abbotts Bridge roads. The strip mall also has Barnicles, Mellow Mushroom, Dos Copas, the Forum Athletic club, Chathams Academy of Maritial arts, etc. It's back behind JR's BBQ restaurant and currently has a little beach scene painted on the windows (thanks Josh)I hope you aren't a crazy stalker, because if so I just made it pretty easy for you to find me. Stop and see me. Your first visit will be free if you are an ID holding local. After that, we'll toss you a freebie for every person you send our way. Thanks!
My salon offers 4 levels of UV tanning in excellent, up to date, and exceptionally clean equipment. We use hospital grade sanitizers before and after every person, and all rooms have hardwood floors that are also wiped down before each user. We have the fastest strongest stand up on the market too, a 55 lamp Supersonic Sun Capsule with a 7 minute max time. Stop on by and see the results you can get from $35K worth of tanning booth in only 7 minutes. We are also going on our 3rd year of doing airbrush tanning. With thousands of these under our belt, don't trust your photo shoot, your wedding or just your hot date to the new guy, the overpriced spa, or some goofy "mystic" booth using a cheap, alcohol based solution. Our premium european formula is aloe vera based and enriched with several vitamens and skin conditioners. The same product, equipment, and application method has been featured on Extreme Makeover, and we have several published models to our credit as well. After hand applying a barrier cream to any problem spots (the ones you mess up when you try and do it yourself) and an extra step we do with a PH balancing spray, you'll be ready to have the full attention and professional airbrush application performed by a trained technician, and not some silly car wash style shower. We never have any issues of rediculous orange tones sometimes associated with booth jobs using cheap solutions. If you get messed up by one of those jobs, don't come to me for me to fix it!

How I spent my Summer Vacation! (uhm we forgot the camera 98% of the time so unfortunatly are only photos that can be posted publicly are of us digging this hole. lol. Still don't know how we missed cooking a Burrito on the engine of the BMW, crashing the wedding in the pumpkin suit, guys getting tattoo's, etc.


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Go visit my friend, Teresa Noreen! Do it! And you can see some great photos of how great the Tan F/X airbrush tan looks! You can also vote for her Playboy photos right now, and get autographed 2006 calanders featuring her with my orange car for the month of July.
Click Here to Enter Teresa Noreen's Official Website.
OMG, can you believe it? 50 minute of Mr. T video goodness. For those of you that missed out on Mr. T, the pop star.

My Interests



cartman is a fat bastard

Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com

I'm a gearhead and into cars and bikes. A lot of that has to do with where I grew up, and my background in Automotive Engineering. I like meeting all the new people who wander into my place, and it's been great to make true friends with alot of my customers

I deleted this paragraph because too many asshats thought it sounded cocky

I'd like to meet:

Not people who walk around with a headset on their ear like they are important. Seriously, you're not, and you look like an idiot. I bet they are the same people that convinced themselves they actually needed a palm pilot too. Do you see Donald Trump walking around with a blue tooth?
Mr. T
Not people with a high maintance guady $600 handbag or a knock off of one of those attrocious piles, or $400 Channel or D&G sunglasses. When you take a photo with the cloth interior of your 1986 Tauras in the background you look real cool with them on. So cool that if you could refrain from contacting me- I'd appreciate it.

People who aren't stalkers. Or those of you who have a trail of stalkers, I don't really need to meet any more of you. My quota is filled for right now. .

If you have ever strapped a jet engine to something it didn't belong on eg.-not a jet such as a go kart, a motorcycle, a VW Beetle, I'd like to meet you.
I'd like to meet people filing "0" dependents.
I don't know who this is, but I'd like to meet her.

As seen on Break.comHey, this is neat. Teresa dug up this pic from last year for her pic of the week. (now watch this not match later when I forget to delete this text)

Look forward to Mondays!



Click to view Teresa's Pic of the Week.
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James made this because he is super awesome. She's not very tan but it still doesn't get any cooler than a betty paige look a like and a good rat rod. Put a flathead in that mutha and I'd trade the Lotus for it.

Music:

I'm pretty much sick of the Radio. I like a wide variety and you just don't get that from clearchannel anymore. Rock, techno, punk, rap, oldies, Electronic, if it's good I like it. When I download I go for mostly punk cover songs, but I'll toss in some Elvis or even Louis Armstrong when I'm working on the computer. My favorite band for years has been Social Distortion. Thanks Roman for takin me to that concert- one of the best I've seen. Well except for the most recent one, which was even better.

Movies:

The stupider the better. I like to laugh. If I have the time to watch a movie, I'd rather be entertained and laugh. Super Troopers, dumb and dumber, something about mary- that's how I roll.

Television:

I have one, but it's pretty much a giant waste of space. I watch about an hour a week, on a good week.But I've watched this a bunch of times:.. width="425" height="350" ..And with stuff like this on youtube, who needs TV? .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Currently Co-writing: "Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell"Currently I'm reading: Switching to the Mac, the missing manual in which I found the quote "It's not all sunshine and bunnies" referring to the switch. But it hasn't been very hard so far.Between a rock and hard place (about the guy who cut his arm off with a pocket knife, the book pretty much sucks) Ponzi's Scheme (autobiography of Charles Ponzi- the inventor of the pyramid scheme who in 1920 robbed people of like $20 million- the same system that "social security" is pretty much based on) The UV advantage by Dr. Micheal Hollick (about the health advantages of UV light exposure - aka tanning. compiling 20 years of vitamen D research and actual scientific studies) Capone (autobiography of the Chicago gangster) Under the black Flag (about real life pirates, the cover was really sweet with a 3-d skull and crossbones) The Gillie Report (by Dr. Oliver Gillie summing up research studies on Vitamen D and disorders/disease caused by lack of sunshine)The most entertaining book I've read recently was called "bringing down the house" about a group of MIT students that devised a "legal cheating" way and robbed millions from vegas casinos before getting caught. Excellent read.

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla, Charles Ponzi, Aron Ralston- the guy that cut his arm off with a pocketknife, kenneth howard (aka Von Dutch), Indian Larry, Hugh Heffner, Mike Ness, Donald Trump, Foamy the Squirrel, Colin Chapman, etc
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My Blog

Coupon for buy one get one free airbrush tan

For new members only. Free tan good for 30 days from first one. Can bring a friend with you. Must print and bring this in....
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Life is Good.

So Bulletins are down (again- what's new). I guess I'll write a Blog. Havn't been on myspace much lately and every time I am, nothing ever seems to work. Here's why you havn't heard from me in a while...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

Seriously people.....

My rant for today:Seriously people, what makes you think that my modes of transportation are you personal playground? WTF. OK, so I'm used to inconsiderate parents of little heathen rugrats sitting th...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST

I fought the law....and the law won.

I fought the law.....and the law won. OK, ladies and gents. Here is going to be a long drawn out tale of my experience with the American justice system today. A while back the fine folks at Lotus Cars...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

tanning is natural

Tanning is a Natural Body Process   ...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

misuse of sunscreens

What Do We Mean When We Say "Misuse of Sunscreens?" ...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

positive effects of tanning

This is one of about 30 great scientifically proven articles that I have. Not commonly published becuase it's not profitable for cosmo to put this by a half a million $$ make up ad. But it can't be ig...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more on postive effects of Ultra Violet light

About the Positive Effects of UV ...
Posted by Tan F/X Beach Club on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST