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About Me

The only thing I hate more than scrunchy undies is scrunchy butts. I am a certified party pleaser in the state of Indiana, Vermont and Rhode Island. I believe the word "turd" should be in the dictionary cause it has many uses to society. I believe I can fly. However, I think the thought of touching the sky is complete and utter bs. I am only doing this to avoid jobbing for the man. I think the man is a tool. I am now done with this cause nobody likes me and I don't like you either.

My Interests

Admiral actually. Thanks for asking.

I'd like to meet:

Boba Fett, Lara Croft, Pac-Man, Mr. Whipple, Mr. Clean, Mr. Sandman, Mr. Bond, Mr. Belvedere, Mister Mister, Harry Carey, Skip Carey, Drew Carey, Jim Carey, Mariah Carey, Leon Durham (#10!), Reggie Wayne, John Wayne (not really), Bruce Wayne, Wayne Brady. (One day I will make a serious myspace page)

Music:

Everything but country and elevator music.Don't get me started on country elevator music.

Movies:

Who cares? Way too many to list.

Television:

I'd list them but my mom is watching and I don't want her to know that I watch the Sopranos. Oops. Well it is ending anyway.

Books:

I'm too busy on Myspace to read.

Heroes:

That Japanese dude that can stop time by pinching a loaf. He's cool.

My Blog

O.K. you got me

I am not a Chip and Dales dancer. The leather chaps was chafing my nether regions and caused an unfortunate wedgie accident that resulted in an expensive hospital trip to the ER. I told th...
Posted by J+ on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:06:00 PST

I'm back

Looks like I am back on the saddle. My smart mouth almost got me fired from my swanky job at IPFW by saying mean stuff on Shay's myspace about my co-workers bunions and her "talent" for telling ...
Posted by J+ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST