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bridgitte 2.0

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

I will be out of the office for the next week or so. If this is an emergency, please forward your request by dialing 9-1-1. Thank you, and have a nice weekend.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:10:00 GMT

Schmorganic.

  Ohhh, how I loathe the word "organic," in its painfully-stretched elastic meaning of the word found blazoned all over hippie foods and such. "Organic," is an adjective describing something car...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:35:00 GMT

I shit on your fish

So, come to find out... insults in Spain it seems, come in three tiers. When mildly annoyed by someone, you inform them, "I shit in your hair!" When the behavior or infraction galls you more seri...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:18:00 GMT