AJ

You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !----------------------------------------------------------- -------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------- To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Tequila, Rum,Vodka, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service and as your bartender.--- Great Drinking Quotes:---Work is the curse of the drinking classes.---Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.---Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.---When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.---An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.---This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.---The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.--- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. ---Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.---Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.---Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want, and hold on to your corn cob pipe, we like pretty women. That's why pretty women sell good things and ugly women sell... tennis raquets. Pretty woman cars, ugly woman mini vans. Pretty woman make us buy beer, UGLY WOMAN MAKE US DRINK BEER!!!---To alcohol... The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.---I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.---If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.---and for those who doesn't know you need to tip your bartender: Tipping it is not a city in China.