Eugene |
Eugene has been doing my head in recently, the fat fuck! I was a bit short of money after another roulette loss the other day, so I asked Eugene if I could borrow a bit of cash and he went ballistic a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:01:00 GMT |
Do you have a doppleganger? |
So there I was stark bollock naked, covered in weird gunk in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, freezing my fucking tits off after being prodded by these...creatures...
I pegged it down...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:54:00 GMT |
Do aliens exist??? |
After Tracey kicked me out...after I had heard a voice from inside her fridge...that same night, I went for a walk, I was a little bit tipsy but...I was walking down this alleyway and.....I was..........
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:21:00 GMT |
Tracey's kicked me out the house. |
We had a big row last night, after that nightmare wedding reception. It was right after I had that vision inside her fridge. She's had enough of me. Says I'm incapable of functioning as an adult. What...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:24:00 GMT |
Am I losing my mind??? |
So, some weird shit has been going on in my life lately. All started at this wedding we had to film the other day. Fucking nightmare! Firstly, the bride and bridemaids I had to film were fucking thick...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:56:00 GMT |
