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Jason Advantage

Watch Out! Killer Awesome Is On The Way!

About Me


I woke up today and said, “Self, it’s time to retool the myspace.” I then laughed hysterically because I said “tool” and I still have the mental capacity of a thirteen year old. I then went about searching the Internet for a sexy myspace layout that involved lowered occupancy div layers and hot European models. However when I came to the realization after many hours of searching the internet that I hate Europeans and especially European Models I opted to create my own layout. But not before a KEGGER!

My Interests

Playing music
writing,
graphic design
web site design
advertising
records
live music
web hosting
masturbation.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to have a sit down with the following people;
Johnny Cash (dead)
Dr. Frank (again)
Edward Norton
Chuck Palahniuk
Stalin (also dead).

Music:

Current IPOD Playlist that rule
Title of Playlist:Kat's Mix For Jason
The Weakerhthans
Weezer
Rilo Kiley
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
The Slits
The Ramones
William Shatner
The Postal Service
Foo Fighters
Bright Eyes
Oasis
Dr. Frank

Movies:

Shit I've just seen and liked;
Star Wars Episode III
Hitch Hikers Guide
Fight Club
I heart the Huckabees
Donnie Darko
End Of The Century

Television:

Television is the Opiate of The Masses, consider me a mass;
Scrubs
Arrested Development
24
Daily Show

Books:

Stranger Than Fiction-Chuck Palahniuk
Flash Usability guide- Friends Of Ed

Heroes:

I know my list is trite but fuck off;
The Ramones
Dr. Frank
Katrina Michie.

My Blog

I’m writing again

I'm doing something again with music. I wrote my first real solid song in a long time yesterday. The song is called "Mud in the house that our fathers built"
Posted by Jason Advantage on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:23:00 PST

We dont want to be in a band that has choreographed jumps

"We don't want to be in a band that has choreographed jumps" or ten steps to being in a less annoying band. You say; "Who is this guy and why is he telling us how to dress? How does he get off tel...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

We will be wonderful (to Katrina)

I take you to the big buildings, where art lives, and we'll push our faces closeTo beautiful works, and we'll play a game, to guess who inspired who. And I'll act silly, and say; that I think I could ...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

kind of revolutionists

We are kind of revolutionists with dreams of grandeur, And hearts of stone and mud,A gift horse of entitlement.An ideal that never had a big idea, just stand up, and sit back down.I know we promised t...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

Sorry for freaking out...

Im sorry for freaking out on the phone last night I dont know how it happened but Im basically all right Even though you never really know Before you start to wonder like Im pretty sure you do How...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:13:00 PST

Water and Tits!

Déjà vu&   Its nice to see in the midst of the chaos of weather disasters weve been having a story of normalcy. You know things are getting better when the news is placating our desire to sexua...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:51:00 PST

Letter to you, The Otter.

I distain the Otter. Yeah, I said it! I cant stand that furry bellied beast. As a kid I must admit I was delighted at the Point Defiance zoo (what! what! Point Defiance zoo represent) to see Otters f...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:02:00 PST

Backpack It

There is an outrages hyphened awesome tool Ive been using called Backpack It. Its an application aimed at making your life simpler by adding check list and file uploading to a backpackit page. I...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:45:00 PST

Music rules my asshole

Albums I'm listening to and why. The Ramones Anthology: Well to state that I love The Ramones would be a little redundant, now wouldn't it. Sounds Like: The Ramones and a hundred Ramones rip off ...
Posted by Jason Advantage on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST

all ends well that begets well.

removed
Posted by Jason Advantage on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 03:13:00 PST