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~Red~Dirt~

poker is alot like sex. people like to think they are the best but most dont have a clue what theyre

About Me

Life is a gamble and the days are just so many decks / the hours are cards, they deal and you play what you get / you think of the times when you called but you should have raised / and you think of the times when you got out but you should have stayed / so deal / and maybe the next card is an ace / deal / you ought to go home but you know that a flush beats a str8 / well you cant get a full house, the queen has been dealt to a friend / but the good thing about life is they shuffle and they deal life again / and the cards are all stacked when your hot and the women are too / it’s a hard cut to take when you raise every hand but you lose / im not complaining, it aint like the joker to cry / and it wont due to cheat cause you have to cash in when you die / so deal
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My Interests

poker, music, playing music, fishing, hunting, basketball, reading, writing, drinking on the beach, driving, camping, cooking, sk8ing, surfing, bong rips, parties, interesting people

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE! KISS MY ASS! lol j/k

Music:

NoFx, tupac, nirvana, matelica, e-40, mac dre, slim shady, the almond brothers, rancid, led zeplin, pantera, deftones, korn, dave matthews band, fiji, sex pistols, ramones, bob marley, nough said, opihi pickers, c-bo, brotha lynch hung, the distilers, rob zombie, catch a fire, bob dylan, bob segar, david alan coe, johnny cash, tom t. hall, bruce springsten........alot of kinds of music. you get the idea

Movies:

devils rejects, 12 monkeys, 28weeks later, dr. strangelove, forrest gump, sling blade, tommy boy, spaceballs, house of 1000 courpses, scream, friday, s.l.c.punk, the labrynth, kids, bully, apocolypse now, high tension, american history x, rules of attraction, american psycho, psycho... i could name alot more but im not gonna.

Television:

poker, family guy, simpsons, futurama, survivorman, man vs wild, the twilight zone, lost

Books:

rule of the bone, the hunger artist, harison bergron, the carlos castaneda series, the watchman, the rose that grew from concrete, the story of b, invisible monsters, doyle brunsons super system 2, the cats cradle, coin locker babies, a breif history of time, the 4 agreements, blackbelt in blackjack

Heroes:

ummmmmmmmmmmmm maybe beavis and butthead, peter griffin and homer simpson. i can only wish that i could be as smart and as happily content as them.

My Blog

japanese novel in america

             I feel like a Japanese novel w/ an appeasing cover placed in an American bookstore. Everyone picks up the book in awe of an eye catch...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:28:00 PST

educational method

Billy liked school. His teacher was nice, he had lots of friends and he was amongst the top ten in his class. Only thing is, billy had a problem in English class. For some reason, he could get straigh...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

reminiscing on simplicity

             I'm not sure how I feel in this particular situation I've got myself into. I know I'm not happy but I'm certainly not unhappy. I have...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

cry babies and sheep

Sometimes I can't believe the shit that comes out of my mouth. I find myself not saying anything at all, holding back the next comment w/ another sip of beer hoping to completely shut down my inner mo...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

bleeding eye disease

Try let me see that quill over there. I want to stick it in my eye. The sight of this is too much to bear and the stabbing of the feather would be less painful than what lies before me. Do you see the...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:29:00 PST

same old stories

this is me writing stream of thought   Same old stories. The sound of clinking bottles and people talking over thumping bass. Twelve ounce curls and six foot bong snaps keep us all in shape and s...
Posted by ~Red~Dirt~ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST