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Tarzan

nothing hurts like your mouth

About Me

I play guitar, like to work out, chill, play some video games, and drink some beer.
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You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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My Interests

playing guitar, working out, and what most people call b-rate movies like army of darkness, and evil dead 1 & 2
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Your Aura is Red
You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!

The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures

Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez

Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

the guys from Metalacalypse Steve Vai and the guys from Dope and Ministry is great
You scored as The Great Milenko. You are most like THE FOURTH JOKERS CARD, The Great Milenko! You use peoples own wicked evilness against them, letting their own evil ways lead them to their inevitable fate.

The Great Milenko


95%

The Riddle Box


90%

Jack Jeckell


85%

The Wraith


85%

Jake Jeckell


85%

The Ringmaster


75%

Carnival Of Carnage


50%
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Music:

just about any type i like to keep my options and taste open but mostly metal and icp.
Insane clown posse quiz, Juggalo or Poser? (pics)


Juggalo
Your a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunted by a Dark Carnival, your hmies are family too, and you believe Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Hallowen is prolly ur favorite Holiday. Much Clown love!
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Movies:

the evil dead series, and really just about any horror movies i can find also like several comedies

Television:

dont watch much usually cartoons inuyasha, metalacolypse, family guy, futurama, and aquateen hunger force
Your Birthdate: June 23
.. You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Books:

mostly Stephen King or any thing that grabs my attention
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Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell, Zakk Wylde, and really just any guitar player that plays for the love of it
Which guitar are you?(pics)


Gibson Les Paul
You are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flexible and can be used in almost any genre. you are a classic.
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My Blog

well well well

Hey just Wanted to let anyone and everyone that is going to read this I have impregnated my girly friend and will soon be having a kid of my own Joy! So I will be an uncle first and then a Dad and yea...
Posted by Tarzan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST

friend vs. Juggalo

""SEND THIS TO ALL THE Juggalo's IF YOU GOT THERE BACK!IF YOU GET THIS bACK YOU GOT RESPECTJUGGALO VS. FRIEND--Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."Frien...
Posted by Tarzan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

The term Juggalo

This I copied off of Juggalo Brandon with his permission because I liked what he had to say in it and thought i would pass the word on MMFWCL to Juggalo Brandon and all you other down ass ninjas! WHOO...
Posted by Tarzan on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

Today

Today i was filled with an overwhelming sense of sadness and anger to learn that there is a group out there called "Fuck the Soldiers". Why in the hell there is a group out there like that is beyond m...
Posted by Tarzan on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

when i die

I want to be buried up side down so the whole world can kiss my ass. and you thought i was going to write something like i want to be cremated or some stupid ass shit like that didn't you? But I'm wha...
Posted by Tarzan on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

what is a JUGGALO

To All the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgr...
Posted by Tarzan on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

eh

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Posted by Tarzan on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

damn

damn man I miss my homie/brother I thought i missed him before but now i miss him more than ever. I wish he was still here then i wouldn't be the only one up. He was like the older brother i never had...
Posted by Tarzan on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

now the RIAA is trying to screw unsigned/indie bands

I know most people, especially bands, don't take time to read bulletins from other people, but I hope you take the time to read this because the RIAA is now claiming to own the rights to YOUR songs, e...
Posted by Tarzan on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

do you agree

Which guitar are you?(pics) Gibson Les PaulYou are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flaxible and can be used in almost any genre. you ar...
Posted by Tarzan on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST