JESSE JAMES

Male
Morfus, California
United States
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Jesse James is a synonymy abuser. A question loader, slippery sloper, nauseating versifier, a budding troubadour. Intermittently gregarious, yet frequently reclusive. Potentially solicitous and an aspiring sot. A mega- secret- agent- prizefighter, shower soloist, and a closet rug- cutting zealot. A doleful nomad, magniloquent prick, transient aficionado, and a cancer- dance- destroyer. Karaoke adversary, but a mike-junkie. Grammar meticulator and jargon devotee. Feasibly an aesthetic virtuoso and a devoted rathskeller- wrecker. Beat Generation wannabe, with a failure to embrace present day beatniks inasmuch as he's reluctant to smell his own ass. An absolute progressivist, yet a conventional moralist (and indubitably a schizo). Legislator- hater and fuzz- challenger. Instrumental- music- with- electronic- textures- and- no- persistent- beat- used- to- enhance- a- mood- or- atmosphere- enthusiast. A fast warship. A dawdling jalopy. A looming zeppelin. Pretentious knapsack of crap. (roughly)
Who He'd Like to Meet:
An introverted anchovy; A polygamist water buffalo; A temperate baboon; A curious rock; The tree his coffin will be made out of; A shrub that grows red meat; The Ghostbusters; A whole mountain; The Cosmos; A paragon of virtue with a farting problem; Animal from the Muppets; A noteworthy militia for an extraordinary arm wrestling match; An actual stumbling block; A phenomenal moment; A mental episode; A singularly life changing juncture; You.
General:
Cuisine in his mouth; Music typically of unknown authorship transmitted orally from generation to generation; Medical Glossaries; Children's Books; Ludicrousness; Marvelous Personages; Third person narrative; Isometry; Frisbees; Empty Parks; Albinos; Aesthetics; Wreckin' it; Rubber Bands; Not being stabbed or murdered; Extending a hand; Shock Value; Winos; Rhyme and Meter; Stereotyping; Writing loaded sentences; Culture; Traversing afar; Movie Buffing with popcorn and Sour Patch Kids; Hoofing it; Sweet, sweet justice; Come-up-ins; Being on the lamb; Accents; The word "turd"; Cats in a bag; Having all of his appendages; Loud, fast-moving, and aggressive rock music, popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s; Oranges; Cucumber with lemon; Cranberry Juice; Credo and Conviction; Pickles; Schools of Thought; Wind; Partly Cloudy Days; Wearing knickers; Santa Anas; The West; Siestas; Anti-lethargicism; Making like a tree; Pectoral Muscles; Simplicity.
Music: Anything that doesn't feel like poo in his ears. End of story.
Movies: A buttload. Loads and loads of buttloads, baby. One might even say craploads. Piles of steamy craploads of movies. Crappy crap, crap, crap.
Television: Remember his Anti-lethargicism in the General Section? Yeah? So no. Except Seinfeld. That's on DVD though. Alright, so no again.
Books: Wishes he did. Hollywood can do his imagining for him. Books are for prisoners anyways. At least Louis L'Amour is.
Heros: Kevin Sorbo and Lorenzo Lamas. Hands down.
Status: Single
Here For: Compadres & Networking
Occupation: Illustrator, Fine Artist, Itinerant.