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Jim Yarbray

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm married with two boys. I'm a big, hairy fat guy that enjoys making people laugh even though I'm rather anti-social. I'm terribly immature but mature when it's necessary or really counts. I love antiques, art, classical music, rock and roll, guns, WWII history and collect it as well. I help people in need when possible. I'm conservative but pro-choice and pro-environment...but not to the extreme, very pro-victims' rights and very pro-death penalty. I think more about things I'd like to do than actually do them, I'm a reluctant volunteer, I play Santa from time to time, I want to get into voice-overs, stand-up and possilby acting. I help out at my wife's church even though I'm an atheist. I enjoy watching people enjoy themselves with food or atmosphere that I've prepared or created. I'm rather anti-social and don't care to be where a lot of people congregate. Hell, I hate going to Walmart on weekends. I really don't enjoy people much until I get to know them, but then again I always find myself trying to make them laugh just as I'm first meeting them. Kinda of complex I guess. I'll add more as I remember or make up stuff.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My oldest brother one more time, my father one more time, Leonardo De Vinci, Van Gogh, many WWII fighting men, no celebrity alive that totally flips me out, Pres. Bush so I can slap some sense into him, most liberal democrats so I can "take them out". Okay, for sure I want to meet Steve McQueen, John Wayne, James Coburn, William Holden, Sean Connery, Tom Hanks, and I want to meet/do Stevie Nicks, Ann or Nancy Wilson, Delta Burke, Erin Gray, Elizabeth Perkins and few select others.