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Man Castle: Prepare the Man Cave

So those that have had the pleasure of visiting me at home know I live in the proverbial Man Castle. I have a somewhat organized house, with a pinball machine where the dining room table should go. ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:19:00 GMT

16 Days off .. what to do .. ROAD TRIP

I have 16 days off and I'm planning a road trip.Somehow I think I could probably plan it out a liiiiiitle bit better than that, but I am taking suggestions.Here are the targets:  Portland, becaus...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:37:00 GMT

Patriotic .. only when it suits you!

I'm really happy that the American democratic process went off without any major incidents last night.However, I have to tell you, being an individual who didn't have a candidate in the election (what...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:46:00 GMT

LAPD Police Chief

I've just noticed that every time I see LAPD Police Chief William Bratton on TV, he is always in uniform.For being the top brass within the organization, I think it says a lot that he shows up to "wor...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:44:00 GMT

Ode to a Dead Pumpkin

O pumpkin,You were once the king of the pumpkin patch.  You gave me such great joy when I dug into your flesh, gutted you, and roasted up your seeds.  Oh the fun that was had in just coming ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:13:00 GMT

Ben Affleck, you moron.

Dearest Ben,I must apologize, you caught me before coffee this afternoon. However, I happened to catch you on one of those political (albeit left wing) TV shows on HBO today. You speak of the recent...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:51:00 GMT

Going to murder the birds!!!$@!

These things looked cool at the pet store.  I'm sure they'll taste better on the BBQ.I sort of have them trained to be quiet but .. I haven't quite gotten them trained not to be messy.If anyone w...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Fishing / Damage Report

Rough seas from the storm coming in (allegedly) Saturday caused a little bit of excitement on the way out of the harbor yesterday.Wait, back up.There is nothing on this planet quite so peaceful, calmi...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Injury Report for September 7th

.. for those of you that follow my injuries, I've got two more to add on top of the other stupid stunts I've pulled recently.Type: Infection, upper respiratory/sinusDate acquired: Thursday, September ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:57:00 GMT

who the hell was in my blog last nigh?

Random thoughts for the evening.Definitions for work this week:"User Requirements"- Anything a user requires in order to get his or her "fix", including but not limited to any paraphernalia associated...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:31:00 GMT