how strange it is to be anything at all |
unlike my last attempt, or attempts by bands like phish and sports star like michael jordan, i sadly am retiring...for real.
it was a hard choice, and it has been coming for a while, but i r...
Posted by joe on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST |
she had a way of tugging at her ear lobes... |
everyone knows one or two famous last meals. Timothy McVay had two pints of chocolate chip cookies, Adolf Eichmann one of the leading nazis, had a half bottle of carmel (a type of jewish wine).&...
Posted by joe on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST |
buddhisatva won't you take me by the hand |
things were not going great today. i was in a bad mood as it was, thinking that maybe i wasn't living my life the way i should be, and the day didn't help me out. the crossword was so hard...
Posted by joe on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST |
a new poem that hopefully won't make anyone angry |
"did you see todays paper
between a crime and a caper
we got 'couple of the century'
and they didn't even mention me"
you smile
I rile
you eat your meat and potato
and i swallow my anger slow
but...
Posted by joe on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST |
why flying probably sucks |
here's why flying probably sucks, and why i'm glad i can't fly. there are birds in this world who can't fly, they have wings but they can't fly. evolutionarily, that means that these birds...
Posted by joe on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST |
my tandem years: fan letters |
so i thought i would take a break from writing this time, and answer some fan letters instead. i was as suprised as anyone when i started getting fan letters in the mail, firstly i'm not a celebrity a...
Posted by joe on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST |
oh telephone line, give me some time |
ok this is pretty messed up. twice in the past month people have asked me if i have been smoking pot. i don't even smoke pot but two people have ask me that. the first one was in Tom...
Posted by joe on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST |
jack black's wife is super cute |
ok, i'm less depressed now. I'm still kind of bummed, but i just walked through stanley park and smelled that smell of leaves that have been sitting on the ground for a while. th...
Posted by joe on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST |
bathroom humor |
i've never gone into a situation wishing to be disapointed. they always say not to, that if you go into something with an optimistic view things will turn out good. i don't know if thats t...
Posted by joe on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST |
besides the millions of women, me and frank sinatra are the same guy |
i know i stand in line until you thinkyou have the time to spend an evening with meand if we go someplace to dancei know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with meand afterwards...
Posted by joe on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST |
