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John

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About Me

I am a Guy who likes the Twins......in case you didn't notice. I am a teacher of Kindergarteners which means I hate kids. I try to be a nice guy, but I hate Yankee and White Sox fans, Oh, and Packer Fans. Some people say I am funny, but its mostly just me repeating myself. If you need to know more ask me.Alright, screw that other movie, this MST 3k episode is one of the best I have seen. Ask Leah how much I loved it, because she is sick of me telling about it. Its is called Puma Man...enjoy...And this is another show I highly recommend, called Flight of the Conchords. A good mix of funny and music....I will get you started...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Mauer is God...
Plus any other Twin's Player
Babe Ruth
Homer Simpson
Kevin Garnett

My Blog

THESE ARE NEW NEW NEW Minnesota Twins Players Power Rankings!

1. Johan Santana...He is still the one, even though he is begining to pull a Byleven with all the solo home runs he is giving up2. Justin Morneau...Everyone Likes HomeRuns, therefore, everyone like Ju...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Not As OLD Minnesota Twins Players Power Rankings...its a rough one folks(now with comments!)

1. Johan Santana...Duh2. Torii Hunter....I can't believe he is this high either.3. Justin Morneau...he needs to remember to hit it to left field, still has awesome power when he is locked in.4. Joe Ma...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 13:37:00 GMT

OLD Twins Power Rankings

1. Johan Santana2. Justin Morneau3. Joe Mauer4. Micheal Cuddyer5. Joe Nathan6. Torii Hunter7. Luis Castillo8. Ramon Oritz9. Jason Bartlett10. Nick Punto11. Pat Neshek 12. Juan Rincon 13. Boof Bonser 1...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:27:00 GMT

Everything is turning up Becker these days

So I got good news on two fronts these past couple days:1. I went to the dentist, which I haven't done in a year or so, and have No Cavaities!2. I won my mom's office pool for the Final Four college b...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:26:00 GMT