So the story goes (there are many different versions), my friends Jake and Contra used to live in Coral Gables. Jake got up one night in his sleep (he denies this), turned on the faucet of the second floor bathroom, washed his face, and went back to bed. Little did he know the sink was clogged. The next morning the kitchen ceiling caved in and the entire first floor was flooded with water. If anyone touched the water you would be electrocuted to death, (dude on couch alerted everyone to this) so people decided to hop on sliding furniture to survive. Long story short, the landlord said get the f out, and the boys moved north, and set up camp at the One More Day Mansion .
Along the way they aquired Xavier (mouth of the south) who moved to Miami to escape the plague that is Broward County and discover a new life in the promise land right outside of little haiti.
-Egg Foo Young
