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Eve

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Hmmm, I don't feel like describing myself, so I'll just tell you how busy my schedule is. Well, let's see. From the TIME I WAKE UP to the TIME I HAPPEN TO FALL ASLEEP...nothing. Aww..I'm sorry. Seems like I'm just too busy to listen to all you assholes complain about you day and how much it sucked. You selfish brats! Can't you think of anyone besides yourselves? Go screw a monkey. I love you all. Oh yes. I'm secretly 15. Shh! If you ever tell ANYONE, I will hunt you down, and when I find you, I'm going to rip out your spinal cord like a scrunchie, jump-rope with it at the nearest 4-way interesection, and dance around in your blooday ass meats.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet human beings. Male or female. Both are good. But if you happen to be a non-human freak of nature, don't feel bad for yourself. I mean, there MUST be at least one other freak like you out there, somewhere. And if you actually take the time to search for that other moron, and you fail miserably, just remember, we'll be laughing at you for the rest of your disgutingly-sad life.