More Stamos news: Rebecca reacts. |
When Rebecca heard of Stamos dating the chick from the one hospital show, eight were left dead and thirteen wounded in the estate she shares with the fat kid from Stand By Me, including the fat kid fr...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
John Stamos Seen With A New Girlfriend |
John Stamos, the author of several self help books, was devastated this decade when his soul mate Rebecca decided to be a little bitch and have sex with the fat kid from Stand By Me. Luckily, it looks...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:17:00 GMT |
Do you think Jesus would mind if I took my weed back? |
Colbert Christmas was so awesome. This is probably my favorite song from it, but the whole thing was great.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
The beginning of Nawlije is Power |
Jesse is walking home from school.A friend runs up to him.FRIENDOh man, I can't believe school's over!JESSEMe either.FRIENDWhat are you going to do when you get home?JESSEFeed my turtle, just like eve...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:36:00 GMT |
Great Triumph |
My world is smallThe people in it aren't like meIve been feeling claustrophobic all my lifeSurrounded by the things that make you happyWhile I gagWhile I choke on your happinessBecause its empty to me...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
Alex Stein |
We at Central Nervous System decided that we should let you know a little bit more about ourselves, so I will be releasing a bio of each of our main four members on a weekly basis for the next...four ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:23:00 GMT |
Viewer hate mail! |
Central Nervous System's first batch of hate mail! Want to contribute? Then tell us how much you don't like us!He it is, in all it's glory:"you guys are fucking losers, i joined the military and risk ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
New video. Faded Dream. |
Hey fans and non-fans (what the fuck are you doing in here!?)! We've got a new video that is a video, that's for sure! Featuring one of our underused members, Alex Stein. The song is Dustin's (The Mec...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:29:00 GMT |
Punk rock must die! |
Hey, punk rock is great and everything, but it's making you all complacent. You let out all your aggression at a concert instead of taking out some G-men with all your rage. You're not mad at the skin...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:58:00 GMT |
The Culture War |
The "culture war" is something manufactured by morons like Rush Limbaugh. There is no culture war. It's as it always has been; there is a culture, and a counter-culture, just like there always will be...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:27:00 GMT |
