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gof uckyo urs elf

“We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again.”

About Me

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My Interests

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Name: Kelley
Birthdate: none of your fucking business..are you calling me old?
Birthplace: Wenatchee
Current Location: Fuckin Hell..called Cle Elum
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: changes monthly
Height: 5'8
Weight: 175
Piercings: tongue twice,eyebrow,ears
Tatoos: 2 of them
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: What is that
Overused Phraze: can you loosin the hand cuffs?
FAVORITES
Food: Hott wings
Candy: dont like candy 2 much
Number: 7
Color: Green
Animal: Spider monkey
Drink: Ice Tea
Alcohol Drink: Bud light/coors light
Bagel: fuck no
Letter: what you want me to write one?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Vagina???is this a trick question?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: niether
Strawberry or Watermelon: Spodie
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Did I allready tell you I DON'T like candy?dont make me tell you again
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: niether
Kiss or Hug: if its from you niether
Dog or Cat: a cat so my dog could eat it..lol...here kitty kitty
Rap or Punk: what do you mean...all rappers are punks
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies are funny
Love or Money: $$$$$MONEY$$$$$$
YOUR...
Bedtime: When my mommy tells me 2......
Most Missed Memory: I have no clue
Best phyiscal feature: I would say my butt...thanks mega shake!!
First Thought Waking Up: how do I cover up my morning would..so I can pee
Goal for this year: not get anyone else pregnant
Best Friends: if I told you'you would just get jelous..NOT YOU
Weakness: Why would I tell you..you would just use it against me
Fears: flying
Heritage: hopefully im not related to you..you ask to many questions
Longest relationship: 1 1/2 yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: drank what?
Ever Smoked: that shit is gross....makes you stink
Pot: wanna buys some or what?
Ever been Drunk: me?no way
Ever been beaten up: Hell yea...I bet you have too
Ever beaten someone up: yea...but it costs to much money when you do that
Ever Shoplifted: yea...when I was like 16
Ever Skinny Dipped: all the fuckin time......wanna come??
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yea..bitch gave me monno....
Been Dumped Lately: no but i just took one....!!!BURN!!!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: dont have one
Short or Long: not bald
Height: dont care
Style: Cow girls are fuckin hott...and abercrombie girls
Looks or Personality: how are you suppose to explain that?
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: no hobla english.....
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: no regrets..cause I wouldnt be who I am..and that would mean I care
What country do you want to Visit: what ever one I can take a boat to
How do you want to Die: I dont want to die
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yea
Get along with your Parents: some what
Health Freak: nope..you?
Do you think your Attractive: only on the weekends
Believe in Yourself: Hell yea ..When im drunk
Want to go to College: yea..want too
Do you Smoke: fuck that shit
Do you Drink: Duh!!!
Shower Daily: Fuck yea
Been in Love: yea....
Do you Sing: when im drunk and think I might get some out of it
Want to get Married: Fuck !!!NO!!!!
Do you want Children: I got 2 of them in the next couple months
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope....exept kelley junior
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: maybe 2morro...or the next day
Hate anyone: Who ever made this quiz this long..and there mom

Kiss my ass - or - Go fuck yourself