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Marketing Bitch

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

About Me


My name is Linda Maria Theresa Montalvo Viramontes Raney.
I love, love, love my family and friends.
I hate, hate, hate to be wrong.
I watch documentaries on subjects like the history of bread, popcorn, and the Third Reich.
Comedy is my favorite genre – in books, movies, and in conversation.
I make a stellar cheesecake.
Angel, Karen, Joy, and Catrina – They are my girls.
I like shopping, especially when its not for me.
I can wrap presents like a GENIUS!
French Fries and pasta are my enemies.
I love my husband and my dog – Rocky
I’m growing my hair to donate to Locks of Love.
I burp. A lot.
Reality shows are seriously my guilty pleasures.
I have really nice boobs. I have been told.
I’m a total bitch, when need be.
I don’t like being preached too about religion.
I have a strong relationship with Him.
Buckwild is my idol.
Blood red is my favorite color.
I desparetely want a signature scent.
I wont sugar-coat situations.
I have road rage. A lot of it.
I will sit on you if you piss me off.
I tend to use words that I don’t know what the definition are.
I don’t let people cry by themselves.
I can not and will not ever understand sports. Sorry.
Target = fun!
AMF’s are to die for.
“izzles” and “fo’sho” and other words need not to be present when talking to me. Written or spoken.
I will call you out if need be.
I want a new car.
I'm a vivacious 24-year-old college graduate
I'm a sorority-kind-of-girl without the sorority.
I am a total button-pusher.
Yup, thats me in a nutshell!
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts
When your boobs itch, it means they're growing

My Interests


I have too many interests to really say...but they consist of my W.H.O.R.E.S., my husband, and learning radom facts about nothing..like the history of french fries and Disneyworld (yeah baby MAY 2008!)

I'd like to meet:

MY BOOBIES ARE OWNED BY TEARI, COURTNEY, AND MIKE!!!

Music:

I'm into every from classical music (CHOPIN baby) to rap, hip-hop, and rock..Right now playing on my WINAMP (thats right bitches I DONT have an iPod or mp3player..whats the point?) I have: Howie Day, Nat King Cole,Yeah Yeah Yeah, Louis XIV, Staind, Mariah Carey, System of a Down, Pussycat Dolls, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson, Green Day, Evansance, Justin Timberlake, Snow Patrol , Gym Class Heros, and Damien Rice.AARON LEWIS I LOVE YOU! you rock my socks off (and my panties)

Movies:

Nearly every 80's movies that featured Molly Ringwald..Braveheart..Lock,Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Over Board, Ever After, and many many more!INCLUDING....

Television:

Strangers with candy, the smurfs, finders keepers, friends, full house, out of this world, fifteen, and all three law and orders, desperate hoursewives, and anything that is on TV..

Books:

I Know Why the caged bird sings, A brave new world, Scarlett letter, 'tis, lucky bones, the secret lives of bees, naked, running with scissors, i hope they serve beer in hell, and the da vinci code

Heroes:



Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty

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My Blog

Ive decided that SD radio stations suck majorness!

Let me start from the beginning. At work I am spear-heading this bundle project with the Product Manager for gift baskets. My name and her name are on these damn baskets. They need to be prefect becau...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST

a letter I wish I could give her

Dear Whitefreckles,Can I just tell you that I really do hate you. I do. I have only hated two people in my life. One would be Sara Partida, the whore that ruined my brother's life for a good amount of...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

Here’s an extra glimpse into my life at the moment.....

WORK- So I basically hate my boss, and LOVE my job. How can I find a happy medium? The truth is I cant, and I just have to suck it up until I a) get a better job, closer to home or b)wait until she ge...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

You drink. You drive. You suffer the consequences. Plain and Simple.

So a couple of days ago, a chick I knew from school called me up to catch up. It was nice. I havent talked to her in about 2 years. But we picked up exactly where we left off. Joking around, being du...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST

People are far too sensitive <--a bulletin from a few weeks ago

So I was read up on my current events. Well, I mean worthless information that means nothing to no one. But anyways, I thought this little bitty part of an article about JV and Elvis from the Bay Area...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Best MySpace Conversation EVER!

This was posted by my dear friend Tawny, you know like the Katian. I totally love her for being a bitch! Ok, what makes people think this type of crap will work? These people should all be neutered. s...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

i miss my friends.

its true.   I never see you all anymore.   being a grown up sucks!
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

Mine and Mike's Day o'Fun at ADULTCON 07!

So Mike and I went to Adult Con today. AND IT WAS AWESOME! I've always wanted to go to one but no one ever wanted to go with. NO ONE! This disappoints me. All over the place was boobies, horny guys, ...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

Let me tell you something world.

I LOVE MY JOB! How dumb is that? Like really. Im such a nerd.
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

Your actions shaped my misguided ways.

I had no idea that your actions affected me so until last night.   The constant bickering, crying, and yelling.   I was only 10 years old. I shouldnt have never been exposed to that adult ...
Posted by Marketing Bitch on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST