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Tess (the one who owns your soul)

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About Me

a very special person once said to me:
You will always have a space by my dog on the cold hard-wood floors in the winter without a blanket or pillow while my dog has a bed and I feed it more food than you. All of that because I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH:)
top that bitches!

this is the best video in the world. thank you quintin barry for being awesome.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

andrea and i are dancers

you should give your roommate a hug every day.

ski-racing is an intense sport

My Interests

reading, acting, politics, dancing and singing (not well by any standards really), laughing and apparently being too loud... swimming and jumping of off bridges (though not the sketchy ones),paper-clips, baking at kris' house, chiropractors, playgrounds, candy, films, meteor showers, body-art,hammocks, photographs, fun, my cat moldy, bicycles, sledding, trees, catching bugs, gay pride parades [especially ones that involve fountains (homeless peoples toilets) and ms. melia], not running down the street naked with josh but josh getting naked anyway, bowling--very badly, grass with weeds still intact, sweden, school, pictures, barry manilow, all of my loverly friends, the bathrooms at the hilton hotel, dresses in bright colors, cotton candy, old movies, waldo (good and bad), find-a-words, scrabble, sorry!, getting lost when you have no where to go, trips, dancing- again, nacho's, riding in cars with boys... and not the movie necassarily
THIS ELK WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOUR SOUL AND NEVER EVER LET GO
img src="http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v243/blackstarzz51/ andrea.jpg"

I'd like to meet:

1. fantastic people who carry hugs on them at all time.
2. a cat who eats placenta. (i have a lot of it laying around and i need to find a way to dispose of it.)
3. HULK HOGAN
4. the man who wrote "But see how we are the same? You and I? We both see strangers and react. We don't like to walk by people without nodding. We're broken when people are rude. We're broken when people can't meet us halfway. We can't accept the limits of normal human relations- chilly, clothed, circuscribed. Our hearts pull against the leashes." sir- you know who you are and if you ever need smile i have one waitin g just for you.

Music:

i mostly just listen to the humming in my head.

Movies:

any vhs that is sold at amoeba for $1.99 or less. mostly just the mighty ducks and D2 though.

Television:

i only have two channels and they are all news all the time. i don't want to watch all news all the time. i do have some x-files, buffy, and the avengers on vhs though.

Books:

i am putting plays in this category to so watch out. INVITATION TO A BEHEADING... BITCHES, lies and the lying liars who tell them, fierce invalids home from hot climates, horton hatches the egg, this side of paradise, you shall know our velocity, stranger in a strange land, in the time of the butterflies, there's hope for the flowers, 4:48 psychosis, CUNT, the goat or who is sylvia?, stuck, eleemoysynary, why we have a body, all of chaim potok's works...

Heroes:

ANTS!!! they are more heroic than chuck norris and barbara walters put together!

My Blog

PHOTOBUCKET

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v201/hushedpuppies/ check it out.
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:05:00 PST

this is what i am

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Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kittens and puppies and love!

*Oh so cute!* Another One! Which One of These Adorable Animals Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla oh the people that have the time to come-up with these things just for my enjoyment. i l...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who is paul??????

Paul!! the big teddy bear makes u giggle all thetime!! he's always on ur mind!! u listen to GCevery day just to listen 2 him play bass. who is ur good charlotte soulmate? brought to you by Quizilla ...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh that really sketches me out blah blah blah

so i hate the phrase "that sketches me out" *disclaimer= i love the people that say it* i think i hate it because it reminds me of skechers and etch-a-sketches(though i do love these) it just doesn't...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KRYSTAL PIERCE!

krystal made my page GREEN!!!!! i think she owns the internet.
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wanna hear me some motha fuckin blip-blop!

if you haven't heard of the strange and wonderous sounds in the genre known as blip-blop then you obviously have a lot of living left to do. yes those crazy chaps from denmark (known lovingly as the ...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

T(I)NC- an accidental blow-job...

soooooo- the (international)noise conspiracy was a delightful little show.. or rather the sassiest, most ass shaking, ridiculious display of the best moves ever created in the universe. mr. dennis ha...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

let a flat whilst you mind the gap

first off, why did my last blog entry show up twice? now that's out in the open i can move on. so i am in london with jacob and my feet hurt. and i am hungry, i can hardly afford the once a day eat...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cartwheels and dead cheerleaders

i tonite had better be fun- though nothing could possibly be funner than after prom beach house parties (i noticed that this is starting to sound like one of those scary novel type high school cheerle...
Posted by Tess (the one who owns your soul) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST