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Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia

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About Me

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Meanings of My Name;
Saddam--
Charming, witty, original and idealistic you have a creative and inventive mind with great intuition. Your broad vision, perceptive powers and compassion gives you an instinctive understanding of peoples needs. You are a natural leader who has a talent for inspiring and teaching others and always display fairness, honesty and integrity. You are always seeking a new challenge for your vast creative potential.
Garcia--
From the Basque, bear.
From the medieval, meaning "like a fox."
"Kieth Richards" By Me (2005)
"Life Size Jimi" By Me (2005)
"Pete Townshend" By Me (2005)
"Eric Clapton" By Me (2005)
"The Quiet Before the Storm (Yoshi's)" By Me (2005)
There are three kind of people in the world. Dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isnt appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I dont know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you dont let us fuck this asshole were going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. -"Team America"
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Garcia

Movies:


"Harold & Maude"

"The City Of Lost Children"

"The Blues Brothers"

"Sweedish Erotica"

Heroes:

Marcel Duchamp

Rrose Selavy

Cat Stevens

My Blog

The Prarrie of Prax and the Tale of the Zax

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Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

Brainfud

This is a list detailing well known inventions and discoveries in common use, and the creative thinking inventor responsible for inventing such important devices. The year each invention was invented ...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

The Difference Between a Crack in the Cement and a Roller Coaster

Thanks a Fucking Hell of a Lot to Saint Doyle for making me do this...1. I have FOUND marijuana in these places: a. Beneath the Valley of the Dolls b. My Dad's hiding place. (I also found h...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

Wikipedia Says Its True, So it Must Be

"thrombosis" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "bananawedge" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)It's impossible to sneeze in Ohio.Maine is the only stat...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

Bill Buckner Double Curse Revealed 20 Years Later in Photo

Photo Reveals Double Curse of 1986By Paul Lukas - ESPN If you want to imbue a discussion with an air of gravitas, you start by identifying the main character by his full name: George Herman Ruth. Dwig...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:00:00 PST

Becoming "Emotionally Smart" involves 5 components of behavior

Becoming "Emotionally Smart" involves 5 components of behavior:1. Developing self-awareness: Becoming aware of your emotions as they happen and monitoring them2. Managing your emotions so that they ar...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

Moobs

Moobs (Man Boobs)Growing breasts was never part of the plan. So, a blooming bosom can be a big concern for young men going through puberty. In some cases, often later in life, it can also be a sign th...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:43:00 PST

Saddama Llama Soapbox

For everything Ive read today about who knew what about 9/11 and who is really at fault and how much of a lying idiot George Bush and his administration is I have noticed a significant lack of refere...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

I Keep Hearing the Mayan Calender Ends in 2112

Is is because they died out before they had a chance to update it?I mean, you can only make a calender so long before it starts resembling a phone book.....
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

Definition of Urachus

Urachus:A canal connecting the bladder of the fetus with the allantois, a structure that contributes to the formation of the umbilical cord. The lumen (inside) of the urachus is normally obliterated d...
Posted by Saddam "Ketchup on Tomatoes" Garcia on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST