I talk too much and sleep too little, I can’t walk in straight lines and my attention span tends to get me into trouble, I analyze too deeply and sometimes I actually like to say the wrong things - if only because it’s funny or because of a childish need to break the monotony.
I eat honey straight from the jar and sugar puffs by the fistful, i like to sit on the floor at parties and on rooftops at sunset. I can get overly passionate about irrelevant things and I often refuse to clap in the right places.
I love yellow roses, the smell of freshly cut grass and wet earth after a drought. My favourite sounds are water lapping against a boat and the dusk call to prayer in eastern countries. my favourite number is 6 and I like blue - neither for any obvious reasons, and I can’t follow rules if the purpose isn’t clear.
I tend to either care too deeply or not at all and i have no time for unimaginative people, I hate intolerance (breath in the irony!) and kindness makes me cry. I don’t watch sport but I’m fascinated by the behavior of spectators, I’m organised in a chaotic sort of way, I hate rudeness and don’t understand the rules to male bonding.
I have a fascination for travel and experiencing new things, and eating cheese doesn’t give me nightmares. I believe that Russell Brand was sent to save us.
