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Metal Mike

Metal Rock God Extraordinaire!

About Me


My name is Metal Mike Warlock and I am the host of The Metal Mike Show. The show is basically about my life and how great it is to be a rock god. I meet interesting people, local bands, and answer rock questions from all my fans.
Back in the late 70's early 80's, I was in a major kick ass band called "Blood Fart." Blood Fart was huge, especially in Europe. I toured around the world, and did every drug known to man, and some that were still unknown. Because of the drugs I don't remember much of 1983 through 1998. All I know is that on August 23rd 1999, I came to hanging upside down by my testicles in a Budapest prison. Apparently there is no better rehab.
After spending two years trapped in my Y2K bunker under my house, I emerged to reunite my former Blood Fart members only to discover that they had all died in mysterious ways. My drummer, Robert "cock-eyed" Dillon was killed when his drum-set, which was suspended over the stage at the Grammys, fell on him while he was receiving his lifetime achievement award. My Bass player, Tony "Man Tits" Brunkowski, was trampled by small children while playing a small gig with his children's party band "Boston Steamer", after a reported rumor that spongebob squarepants had arrived. And finally, the sad death of my guitarist, Juan "Chico" Perez Antonio Roberto Carlos De San Jose Jr. who was stabbed to death and found naked and sodomized by an irate fan who met him on Myspace.
So this brings me to today. The End.

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Posted by Metal Mike on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

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Posted by Metal Mike on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

The Metal Mike Show Episode 10: Thrift, the female thief

The Metal Mike Show: Episode 10: Thrift, The Female thief ...
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Metal Mike Show Episode 9: Sign this!

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The Metal Mike Show Episode 8: Shack North

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The Metal Mike Show Episode 7: RIP Blood Fart

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The Metal Mike Show episode 6: VIP Tatto

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The Metal Mike Show Episode 5: Lord Gurn

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The Metal Mike Show episode 4: The Gamer

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