wow...i know someone like this! |
THIS KINDA HIT THE SPOT!!This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are:I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm s...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:58:00 GMT |
A Fireman's Life |
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake.__________________________You drink your coffee on your way to the mall.He pumps on a five years old...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
This happens to me way too much! |
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:12:00 GMT |
Ode to the Nice Guys |
Ode to the Nice GuysThis rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate JournalThis is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hour...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:02:00 GMT |
Some funny facts a friend sent! |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Not even worth it cuz i dont like coffee!)If you farted consistently for 6 years a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 14:40:00 GMT |
Pick Up Lines!!! |
These are some really weird pick-up lines. Now I am not saying that you won't get a date if you use them, but it is very unlikely. Take it from me, I know, I have used them.Hey, did you fart cuz you b...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:44:00 GMT |
