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Here's where I show off my witty charm, yeah right! Let's just say I'm the same, maybe a little more cynical thanks to my appreciation for life. Except for now I work for the mouse, in some way shape or form. I walk elephants down the streets of large cities, take Mickey and Minnie around so kids can enjoy the magic, and for a good time... I down' em one by one, until the cops think the midgets are stashed away under the engine of the train, on the train tracks of any given city... don't laugh folks it's true, that's where we put the midgets and no I don't live there. Thanks to my job my liver is ungrateful, but hell do I have some astounding oral gas thanks to it. Not just my job, by road dogs that insist one more beer. Yeah thanks ass-wipes. I love my road dogs to death- they are truly why I don't need a bazillion fuckers to worry about. I can't drive everyone home, let alone let more people spoon with me, night after night.Free Myspace Pictures