I think I would chop off a leg to meet Patti Smith - I totally adore her!! It would also be great to have a chat with the likes of Bob Geldof and Bono. Would love to have a beer and a fag with Janis Joplin (though I am sure she is probably not looking or smelling too flash these days). Finally, even though she would completely scare the shit out of me, I would love to meet Peaches - what a woman!!