the Schizo-phonic Midnight Theatre

Greetings Creeps and Creepettes, alike! It's the Cadaverous Cretin, Gravedigger Grimm here again with a new prorgram to top 'em all! Forced to shut down the Unearthed Midnight Theatre from the same problem that all great Grindhouse and Drive-in theatres of yesteryear faced, I have decided to take on an entirely different medium to ooze forth those bad vibes and freaky jives....those depraved...uninhibitied....primitive.......PROVACATIVELY unspeakable acts that make downright creepy-fun-lovin' folks like you an' I feel, as they say, right at home! That's right I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE RADIO AIRWAVES! So pluck out them eyeballs and tune your ears into this! I'm gonna bring you the sounds of the GHASTLY...the HORRID...the GOOFY...the REASONABLY OFF-PUTTING...and some of the downright TRASHIEST thrills ever to be commited to wax! Forget about television kiddies, we're goin' back to the old days when children actually had to GASP! USE THEIR IMAGINATION!!! We're goin' back to the days when the a radio DJ was someone you would potentially trust with your car keys as opposed to having masturbatory fantasies of their suffocating death! (What, not everyone does that with their local rock DJ?!?) We're goin' back to the days when you could actually get variety on ONE STATION! Expect the un-expected! Expect just a litle bit o' "jibba-jabba"--BUT A WHOLE LOT O' MUSIC! Expect the old! Expext the NEW! EXPECT A FUN TIME! So don't change the channel, don't even touch that dial! You are invited to rock out, laugh in, and dance the blues away to the record vault....of the SCHIZO-PHONIC MIDNIGHT THEATRE!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4