Jeff

I like artistic graffiti. I think it symbolizes the attitude of big cities. I believe in rights for animals an am against killing them for our vanity but fully exercise my right to eat them sitting atop the food chain. I think girls that wear those big sunglasses that make them look like something Will Smith fought in Men In Black look stupid - you are from Kentucky not LA, get over it. I hate being indoors. I would live outside if trees had electrical outlets. I really hate that little “do you want to send this error message to Microsoft” message you get each day random Windows applications crash. Sending the message does nothing to stop this from happening to you again tomorrow. When I look at that little button in the INSIDE of the waist of my pants I can’t help but think of the poor little Malaysian 10 year old that had to sow it on knowing full well NO ONE will ever take the time to actually button it. Guns don’t kill people any more than Henry Ford does. If God really gives a rats ass if I show my face to others, use electricity, store my milk next to meat in the fridge, or confess my sins to a paedophile I got news for you – we are ALL going to hell. I am a Libertarian. That basically means that as long as what you are doing doesn’t directly infringe on my human rights – knock yourself out. Last I checked “freedom” meant making decisions for yourself. Next time I check my voicemail I don’t want to hear “You have X new messages… to listen to your messages, press 1”. I don’t really call my voicemail to make sure the envelope icon on my phone isn’t lying to me. I think almost anything in moderation has redeeming qualities. I know the meaning of life – “Experience as much as you can for as long as you can. Period.” …lets all move on to figuring out why we could put a man on the frickin moon 40 years ago but haven’t cured a disease since Polio (Chris Rock has the answer to this one). While on that subject lets teach doctors in med school how to troubleshoot the human body, NOT how symptoms match prescription drugs. Lets all pray together that with the human network that the Internet has built our children will put MTV and American Idol out of business. While we are on THAT topic lets hope they do the same to Time Warner Knows Best National News. Instead of blaming the government, schools, media, music etc for all the problems we have today lets finally admit who’s fault it is – shitty parents. How many times has eggs, wine, and dairy gone from being bad for you to good for you and back again? We’ve only even known the earth was ROUND for 500 years – you would think we would have learned by now to stop listening to these people. Everything is better with cheese on it. A person is smart, people are stupid. I am anti abortion and pro death penalty. Contrary to popular belief this is NOT an oxy-moron. I feel all people have earned the right to live but some have earned the right to die. I started getting grey hair before I was old enough to drink and every one of them has been worth it. I have the best friends and family of anyone ever. Few people really know me but it seems everyone thinks they do. I get quite a kick out of that actually. Never stop entertaining yourself. Don’t know? – Ask Wikipedia. The Internet is the greatest invention of mankind. I am prepared to argue that point with anyone who would like to. Global warming is real, the Ice Age is real, and no one knows what killed all those dinosaurs? If you are still reading this you really could have got something productive done by now.