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Stewart

I am all that is man

About Me

I give excellent leg massages.

nPUA

My Interests

Cereal, beer, mixing cocktails, cooking, open bar drinking, happy hour, Miller time, drumming, percussion, wiffle ball, ping pong, wetting the bed, stealing, mud football, horseshoes, bowling, Super Street Fighter II, dog training, home run derby, ProTools, Reason, MIDI, video editing, jumping in bushes, wrestling, pick-up, HB10's

I'd like to meet:

Irwin Fletcher, Jimmy Woods, Buck Russell, Kevin Franklin, Al Czervik, Dr. Leo Marvin, Steve and Doug Butabi, Dennis Van Welker, Walter Sobchak, Uncle Rico, Peter Gibbons, Joe Cooper and Doug Remer

Randy Marsh, Caser Milan, The Blue Genie

Music:

Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five

(Underground/independent) hip-hop: Living Legends (The Grouch, Murs, Aesop, Eligh, Bicasso, Scarub, Lucky, Sunspot Jonz) Rhymesayers (Atmosphere, Brother Ali, Eyedea & Abilities, Felt, Soul Position, Musab) Definitive Jux (Mr. Lif, RJD2, El-P, The Perceptionists, C-Rayz Walz, Cannibal Ox, Aesop Rock), Project Blowed (Aceyalone, Abstract Rude, DJ Drez, Busdriver) Hieroglyphics (Del The Funky Homosapien, Pep Love, Casual, Souls Of Mischief) Quannum Projects (DJ Shadow, Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Lateef The Truth Speaker, Latyrx), Weightless (Blueprint, Illogic, Greenhouse Effect), Rawkus (Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Pharoahe Monch), Sage Francis, Non-Prophets, Buck 65, Blockhead, Zion I, Crown City Rockers, Electric, The Coup, Danger Mouse & Jemini, Gnarls Barkley, Ugly Duckling, People Under The Stairs, Little Brother, Vast Aire, Jean Grae, Jay Dee, J-Live, MF Doom [Viktor Vaughn], Pigeon John, One Be Lo [One Man Army], Copywrite, Big L, Capital D, Reef The Lost Cauze, Eric B. & Rakim, KRS-One, Gang Starr, Guru, A Tribe Called Quest

Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Van Halen, Billy Ocean, Milli Vanilli, Citizen Cope, Marc Brousard, Tevin Campbell

Movies:

Fletch, The Wizard, Caddyshack, Swingers, A Night At The Roxbury, What About Bob?, The Lord Of The Rings, Camp Nowhere, BASEketball, Fletch Lives, Super Troopers, The Breakfast Club, Adventures In Babysitting, The Big Lebowski, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, A Goofy Moive, Major League, Bills And Ted's Excellent Adventure, Coming To America, Office Space, Uncle Buck, X-Men, X2: X-Men United, Napoleon Dynamite, 100 Girls, Clifford

Television:

Sports (Basketball, Baseball, Football, Golf), The Simpsons, The Dog Whisperer, Family Guy, Lost, 24, King Of The Hill, South Park, Da Ali G Show, American Dad, X-Men, Hogan Knows Best, King Of Cars

Books:

Right now I am reading Jurassic Park, Kitchen Confidential, Delaying The Real World, Fast Food Nation, The Mystery Method: Venusian Arts Handbook.

Anything by Gregory McDonald.

Heroes:

My dad, Ben Folds, independent musicians

My Blog

MySpace hookers

For many months now, I have received on a daily basis, multiple times a day, messages and friend requests from women (i.e. MySpace hookers) advertising for various different websites.  We al...
Posted by Stew on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST