I read magazines backwards. I have never ever made a pot of coffee. I hate it when my finger nails are long enough for the white part to show. I am a mild closet hypochondriac. I possess a perpetual sense of wonderlust, yet I rarely get to travel. I prefer to eat oatmeal when it's soupy. Every time I hear a car alarm, I get nervous that my car is being broken into. I don't even have a car alarm. I'm obsessed with thrift stores and office supplies. I collect large tacky refrigerator magnets. I love vacuuming. I just got a shiny new sparkly bike!!..
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