The man whose name is not Hassan

About Me

I play guitar in Funeral Shock. Pitchforkmedia.com says "Funeral Shock: now with more drugs and self loathing. A band made up of motorcycle madmen I tell you! These raving assholes hang out with uncle ted and shoot at postal employees. They also punch 12 year old girls. Dear god, what a bunch of animals. Think 1 part hillside strangler mixed with 2 parts old pervy drunken uncle." We do not have a myspace page, website or contact info - so there. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- I also do hip hop production under the alias EonsOne . ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------Occasionally I record noise under the name Actual Victims and have been known to collaborate in the studio and live with Ithinktheressomedamage... . ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------I have played in Spazz and Sheep Squeeze , among others. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- I write record reviews and do a column for Short, Fast + Loud Magazine . ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- I used to DJ at KZSU and occasionally have helped do the sound for live mic broadcasts. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- I enjoy grilled sandwiches, kittens and long walks through flea markets. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- Here's a cover of an old zine I did in jr. high (check my blog out to see the entire zine):

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

(TOP TO BOTTOM): AMPS FOR CHRIST AT FIESTA GRANDE #1; CAPRI MOTEL, RWC POSTCARD; BEDROOM CIRCA 97; THE ORIGINAL D-JAYS LINE UP; DJ MAD PIRATE VINCE AND THE GOLD CURTAINS; RIGOBERTO FRONTING PLUTOCRACY AT PONY EXPRESS PIZZA, RWC; A YOUNG CHRIS HEEEE AS THE WOLFMAN; JON PARTYING AT SOUTH OF THE BORDER, SOUTH CAROLINA =============================================== CURRENTLY: Cormega, new Earth, new Pissed Jeans, Hydrabeats LP's, Godfather Don, Asbestos Death, William S. Fischer, Psycho Les, Johnny Pate, etc...

Movies:

Bad Ronald

Television:

Home Turf (someone link me to some Youtube of this already!)

Books:

Currently: Primal Screamer by Nick Blinko

Heroes:

Greg Ginn, Eric "Vietnam" Sadler, Bambaataa, , Breakbeat Lenny and T.M. Maple

My Blog

Ripped Open By Metal Explosions AKA My New Music Blog

Hi friends. As you know, I rarely (if ever) update this Myspace blog but I just wanted to let y'all know that I will most likely NEVER update it from here on out! Instead, I recommend you ...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

Dan's flier archive

Here's a few fliers I've designed for shows that have come and gone:(FUNERAL SHOCK had to pull off this gig due to my current health issues. We'll be back on Jan 20!)...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

THE NOSOTROS PROJECT podcast!

The Nosotros Project is a radio show I've done on and off over the years with my friend Leech. As long as I've known, I've known Leech. Over the years we've discovered obscure musics on our own and ...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST

SPAZZ / 25 TA LIFE split 7" to actually be released??!

I thought this was released years ago in some sort of bullshit collector scum fashion, but we received this email a couple weeks ago and it looks like the copies that were set aside (that were suppose...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST

Fanzine Archive Pt. 3: SPINAL REMAINS .4

I left out the review section of this one. Enjoy the interviews. ...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

Fanzine Archive Pt. 2: SPINAL REMAINS .2

Circa 1989-90. Some of the writing is downright embarrassing. ...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

Fanzine Archive Pt. 1: SPINAL REMAINS .1

Here's one from the Archives as I begin the task of scanning all my old zines. Spinal Remains #1, circa 1989...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE

Weather's been decent the past week so I've spent more time out vs. sitting at home on the computer. Lot's of listening to mp3's on bike rides and amassing more stacks than I've had a chance to ...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

TRICKNOLOGY HITS SALVATION ARMY??!

Haven't posted a new record blog in a bit. Not that I haven't been out in the field getting my fingers dirty but I've been spending a lot more time hanging out enjoying music (and wrenching on v...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:24:00 PST

FUNERAL SHOCK and SUBURBAN DEATH CAMP LA trip

For those not in the know, FUNERAL SHOCK / SUBURBAN DEATH CAMP tooka little trip to LA this past weekend to play a couple shows. Friday Jeff, Dave and myself arrived in a very deserted Sout...
Posted by The man whose name is not Hassan on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:26:00 PST