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Haz-Matt

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"A dirty mind is a joy forever." - Oscar Wilde.

Click here. It's where I'm professional on my radio page.

A t some point I'm going to need to actually figure myself out if I'm ever going to take these deep, meaningful MySpace profiles seriously.I work. Constantly. I have mild insomnia and should be asleep. I have it good and want it better. If I'm not constantly mulling over what comes next, I can't function. Sometimes I'm funny. Like right now, in fact. You'll think about this later and piss yourself recalling my genius.

My Interests

K eep me from the killings. Comic books! (far too many to go into - but both the superhero ones and the more "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" and "Squee" ones) Concerts and clubs are cool (with the right group), as well as loitering! I also try to do miniature gaming...'cause I can't repeat enough how much of a nerd I am.
My night job.

I'd like to meet:

P eople with something to say beyond the Small Talk pleasantries that I totally suck at. Writers, artists, economic and business wizards, and the Pakistani that's going to sell me the winning Lotto ticket. Anyone's cool, really - just please, for the love of God, have a sense of humor.

Music:

W ill take too long to talk about, but Oingo Boingo, The Cure, and The Dave Matthews Band are always near the top of my All Star List. However, one day I hope to be cold enough to represent Ice-T.

Movies:

C ost $9 but I still go see them. "Army of Darkness," "Grosse Point Blank," and ALL Kevin Smith movies will always top my lists, and of course the requisite Star Wars trilogies. Unfortunately, the sun will never shine on the highly underrated films "Orgazmo" and "BASEketball." Terantino flicks always work, as will "Edward Scissorhands," "The Nightmare Before Christmas," "Bubba Ho-Tep," "Vampire Hunter D," "The Goonies," "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut," "Spaceballs," "Pirates of the Carribean," "Lilo & Stitch," "Shrek," "The Tao of Steve," and too many pornos to name.

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Television:

I am a total sucker for anything Joss Whedon and when I meet him, I shall call him "master." "LOST" has been awesome as well as the shows it paved the way for, like "Heroes." Gotta love cartoons, especially super hero ones. And one day I want to be on a traveling show with Anthony Bourdain - he's a rad bastard.

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Books:

I t scares the shit out of me that people are so adverse to books half the time. Did you know that newspapers and magazines are instructed to coddle their readers by never writing above and 8th grade level?! No wonder it's so scary to see all those pages and no big, friendly pictures.I actually have a degree in Literature, but believe that James Joyce and Oscar Wilde can be on the same shelf as Chuck Palanuik and Warren Ellis.

Heroes:

B atman, Superman, Spider-Man, Deadpool, Nny...but I don't think that's what this means.... I guess it'd be Kevin Smith, Terry Brooks, Jhonen Vasquez, Joss Whedon, Neil Gaiman, Bruce Campbell, and Hugh Hefner.
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% Green Lantern 70% Superman 65% Robin 60% Batman 55% Hulk 55% Catwoman 55% Iron Man 45% The Flash 40% Supergirl 35% Wonder Woman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

Mentally Malfunctioning Matt

Tonight, as most Mondays, I was out grabbing a late dinner with my friends from Other Realms (the comic book store where I work part-time). After a lengthy debate over the "lesser of many evils" rega...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:14:00 PST

A response to: "dont read if ur immature ....seriously"

The following bulletin pisses my shit right off.  It is designed to make you feel guilty about your personal beliefs.  If we were to judge it on stereotypes that it itself seems to use, we c...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:43:00 PST

Horrified and speechless....

OK, I've just been notified and then went online to confirm that Jennifer Love Hewitt - MY JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT- is engaged.I haven't cried since my grandfather died years ago but now I can feel that ...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST

I Dont Care if Youre a Porn Star...

...it's not as rad as this. It's my birthday this weekend. We start on Saturday, 8pm @ Hooters Aloha Tower.  We don't go for the waitresses (half have been fugs), we're honestly there for the chi...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:26:00 PST

I SEEN IT!!! pt 2

Here we have the second in a continuing collection of random social observations through my Kaleidoscope vision..... Two days ago, on the way to work, I was driving down Ward Ave. towards Ala Moana Bl...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST

Fed Up Dreams.

The other night I had a creepy couple of dreams that actually wouldn't let me go back to sleep.  It's been a couple of weeks, but I think I'm now able to overcome some of the trauma and talk abou...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:55:00 PST

I SEEN IT!!!

Along with the occational Nerd News, I want to share things I see day-to-day that I think are funny.  Maybe not to you, but at least you'll see why my sense of humor is kinda dumb. Here we go.......
Posted by Haz-Matt on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:52:00 PST

NERD NEWS vol. 1 issue 4

THE CATACLYSM IS NIGH.   God vs the Devil, yin vs yang, heads vs tails, the Word vs the Void, Jedi vs Sith; history and philosophy are rife with the struggle of opposing forces shaping our world....
Posted by Haz-Matt on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:08:00 PST

Leave my apartment? Are you stupid? I have XBox!!!!

So last night I came out from living under a rock and got the Xbox 360 FINALLY!  I've never been so behind on the video game front before.  I walked up to the clerk at Best Buy with a new vi...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

Leaving, On A Jet Plane.

I'm sitting here in the Honolulu International airport waiting for a flight to Seattle.   Am I reading my Harry Potter?  My new Alt Press issue?  Nope, I'm forking over the $5 minimum t...
Posted by Haz-Matt on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:43:00 PST