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I was originally born in rural Wisconsin, and always dreamed of becoming a singing sensation and dancing across the stages of the world. Unfortunately, I lost a leg in a freak combine accident at the age of 8. But, I never gave up my dream of bringing happiness and enterainment to lost souls everywhere.I moved to Orange County after a brief period in NYC where I attempted to become a coke waitress at Studio 54 in the late seventies. Despite my failures (the peg leg kept making the coke spill off the silver tray), I met Liza Minnelli and Truman Capote. They took me in and inspired me to continue my dream in Hollywood! I met my first husband at a club in West Hollywood. He ended up becoming an end up somewhere in San Francisco.I've lived here ever since! I love the sun and splashing around in the surf in hats and one piece bathing suits! I discovered Linda Eder in the late 80's and have been her biggest fan ever since! I have seen her in concert five times and you can routinely find me singing her songs at karaoke around the hood :) When my second Great Aunt Strivecta kicked the bucket, I came into a bit of money and wisely invested it in properties throughout Inglewood and Paramount! Now I am a self sufficient lady!I'm still looking for a husband who appreciates martinis at 6 and bed at 7:30!..