I'm only 27 and I've lived a hundred lives. I was born in NYC, I currently live in NYC, and in between I've lived in every corner of this state, as well as several others. I've been educated at the finest schools, and have drank at the dirtiest bars. I've driven a car off a cliff, and ridden a pony under water. Life, to me, is a great and unscripted adventure, and I could never imagine ruling anything out as being below me or above me. Snobbery and insecurity are just cheap replacements for an actual identity. While at school I came within one professor's letter of being able to declare my degree as having a "Concentration in Evil."
I've worked on capitol hill, and in the DJ booth of a gay club. I've booked speaking engagements for an 80-year old woman addicted to huffing Wite-Out, and sold clothing to celebrities. I've worked in international trading banks, and translated telephone calls for the deaf. I've even been a college admissions counselor. All the while I've written music, played instruments, and dabbled in improv and sketch comedy. If I'm lucky, someday I can add those to the list of things I've done to earn a living.
Perhaps, in the meantime, I will go into advertising. I am a creative person. I frequently come up with bizarre marketing ideas, such as advertising Greek food with a musical tribute to David Bowie declaring, "We could eat Gyros! Just for one day!" I also would like to promote Downs Syndrome charities with George Clinton leading a bunch of developmentally disabled children in a dancing chorus of "Get up for Downs Syndrome! (Everybody get up!)."
Maybe advertising would be a bad idea.
Because I am a huge fan of "The Colbert Report":
On Notice
Dead to Me
-Grizzly Bears
-Aspiring Models
-Gays from D.C.
-The 'Indianapolis' Colts
-R-44 subway cars (I am a transit dork)
-Yuppies who move to NYC and screw up the damn place by building condos everywhere and pricing genuine neighborhood institutions right out of the damn city.
-Shorts.
-Fluorescent lighting.
-Hillary.
-Sodhexo Marriot. They know why.
-Well-meaning idiots.
-Men with Beards
-California's 50th District
-Every sequel Arthur C. Clarke has written
-Dick Cheney
-Liars
-Donald Rumsfeld.
-The geniuses at Fox responsible for scheduling from 1999-2003
-Yuppies who pose as hipsters
-Actual dead people
-Stanford University
-People who knowingly voted for Bush in 2004.
-Sluts, especially dirty ones.
-Ill-intentioned idiots.
And because there are also things I enjoy:
I Like to Notice
Me - Dead Without Them!
-Absurd humor
-Wandering
-Short people
-"Futurama"
-Vodka
-Obscure references to classical culture
-Baltimore
-Chicago
-A good Burgundy
-TiVo.
-My first crush
-Politics
-Music
-Road trips
-Rational thinking
-Good Food
-Good Drink
-Good Sex (preferably following good food and good drink)
-Good books (when good sex is unavailable)
-My first love
I found this amusing:
Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
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Eleanor Roosevelt! Nice to see you.
A Roosevelt yourself, you married your fifth cousin Franklin; despite the obvious incestuous overtones, your six kids were happy and healthy. When Franklin got elected, you became perhaps the most controversial first lady ever - you spoke out for the rights of women; for the rights of the poor; for world peace. You were even a member of a union while your husband was in office - and when he died, you were the head of the UN Commission on Human Rights. All of which is pretty kick ass, but to top things off you had a hot and steamy relationship with the lesbian journalist Lorena Hickok, who was so madly in love with you that she halted her career for you. Unfortunately, you couldn't give up your public life that easily - leaving her heartbroken.
Bitch.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
..tr The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master ( DGLMm )
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven . You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- begin exact opposite table -- ..tr height="20" Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
..table .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- end exact opposite table -- Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. He is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The False Messiah at all fucking costs.
CONSIDER : The Gentleman, someone just like you. ..table
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