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sarah kathryn

Would you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?

About Me

I walk really fast and am socially awkward. Not in an "awkward is the new sexy" kind of way, but the actual kind of awkward, where when someone really cute sits down next to you in class you accidently spill your water bottle into their crotch. And then when you see them later in the grocery store you dry heave a little bit when they make eye contact and then run away in fear.

My Interests

faith healing, dry heaving, my one true love: Charity Ranger, collecting and sorting chick tracts in accordance to which groups they are offensive to, night time wandering, drunken stumbles, urban hiking, friendship time, whiskey, goddamn, I really love whiskey, walking, walking abnormally fast, walking in the rain, walking in cold weather, fall, spring, Maurice Sendak, roadtrips, Erica's smelling papers, unapologetic nose picking, televangelists, rats, athymic sprague dawley rats, muppets and other jim henson creations, decorating household objects with glitter glue and plastic gemstones, histology and more. Oh, and taxidermy, I'm really in love with taxidermy.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus riding a flying unicorn.

Music:

Anything with the word "lady" in it, but preferably a sensual love ballad.

Movies:

My attention span can barely withstand a 30 minute long sitcom.

Television:

Arrested Developement, Sealab 2021, My So-Called Life.

Books:

Wha?! Books?

Heroes:

my favorite David Bowie song.