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Pants Goblin

I am here for Friends

About Me

Some useless facts: my name is Paul, I'm 26 years old, i have blue eyes and brown hair. Unapologetically me. I'm from the ghetto homie, i was raised on bread and bologne. I'm kind of a big deal, hurry up and tell your friends. I went to Central Washington University (CWU). I work as a security engineer for a wireless carrier. I work in Bellevue WA and live in the center of the universe. I love tattoos and currently have 7. I like music, literature, movies, night time, black & white photography, and a whole lot of other crap. I'm a very open person without much to hide. I'm a smart ass. I've never shopped at Walmart and I never will. I have a scar on my forearm from a snowmobiling accident but if you ask I will probably tell you I got it in a knife fight. I say things to amuse myself, don't be offended. I have the completely rational fear that my belly button will come unraveled if someone pokes it to hard. I'm very honest. I love cooking, particularly ethnic foods. I love being spontaneous and going on road trips. Fuck Bush. I love being outside when the weather is nice. I love to shop and spend money. My favorite non-alcoholic beverage is unsweetened iced green tea.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'. "

- Jack Kerouac

My Blog

Microsoft for the Win


Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:40:00 GMT

some REAL gangsta shit


Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:11:00 GMT

Baby Got Back


Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:00:00 GMT

fuck volvo aka what the hell happened to free speech

I'm really busy at work, but not to busy to take a moment to make progress on educating the public on the evils of Volvo. To that end I attemped to register two new domain names today: fuckvolvo.com a...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:41:00 GMT

like the KKK, or the Nazis, or the Republican Party

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Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:04:00 GMT

this is bat country

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Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:54:00 GMT

public service announcement

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Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:27:00 GMT

some of that gangsta shit

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Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:52:00 GMT

freaking awesome

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Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:34:00 GMT

a new toy

So I recently got a new camera to play with and feed my interest in photography. it's a 10.2 megapixel digital SLR. start looking for better photos from me as i learn to use this thing. now i have to...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:06:00 GMT