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Pyahhh!!!!

About Me

I'm just me. Sometimes it's a good thing....sometimes it's a great thing. But more often than I like, its just an "ok" thing. My kids mean everything to me. Yeah, I know you've heard that from everyone who has a kid on myspace but they are. I like to think i'm a great father. Im looking to try new things and make a new beginning. Time to do things right this time. Im pretty much the coolest mofo ever......or the coolest mojo ever, though I probably rip on myself more than anyone. I find people criticize you less if you beat them to the punch.....lol. Im really sarcastic and sometimes it seems like I dont take things seriously. I'm not too good with small talk. I can admit that i'm intimidated by some people yet I dont feel like alot of people are better than me. Make sense? I dont know. Charisma, looks, brains, and money might be excellent characteristics but there nothing without sincerity. I'm a sincere person. You can go your whole life looking for someone perfect but all you really need is that perfect someone. Cheesy? Maybe but its something I believe. Maybe all this talk is just to cover up the fact that i'm an ugly , broke, uninteresting, stupid, no good, smelly Mexican/Greek with no sense of what I want in life........whoa, slow down with agreeing with me. I was only kidding. Now excuse me while I take a razor and cut my self infront of the mirror in the bath room. lol. It hurts soooo good!!!!!

My Interests

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See yall at the pool this summer....Food, alcohol and skinny dippin....lol

I'd like to meet:

People who are almost as messed up as I am. lol
Your Porn Star Name is: Stroker John

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Music:

I listen to hip hop, rock, I LOVE 80's music n Love songs that make me cry! wahhhh! I think my favorite music of all times is Latin Freestyle. If you could see how many crates I have filled with freestyle records n house records.

Movies:

I like any movie with Al Pacino. Napolean Dynamite. Old School. Saving Silverman. I pretty much know my daughters' movies word for word(Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Shark Tale, etc...)

Television:

Pride Fights, UFC Fights, Boxing(sometimes), Family Guy, Chapelle Show, South Park, most shows on the CourtTV channel. Im in denial about liking reality shows.

Heroes:

my frickin self duh!?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mario Delgado
Birthday: June 14th 1980-aka Flag Day
Birthplace: Milwaukee, WI
Current Location: Cudahy, WI
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Greek,Mexican and very little Norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Do socks count?
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Losing my children
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni n mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my apprenticeship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holler!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hate work!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have very nice nipples.......lol
Your Bedtime: Your guess is as good as mine. Its never the same.
Your Most Missed Memory: Falling in love......I know im a sap.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. But Mexican bottled coke from Pick N Save is the Bomb.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Dont know. Ive never really dated.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Id throw up if I had to drink either one
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Never have and probably never will.
Do you Swear: by the moon and the stars and the sky...........lol
Do you Sing: Probably more than people enjoy. Im still waiting for American Idol to come to Milwaukee.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course not......Im a dirty Mexican. ;)
Have you Been in Love: Very much so.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as I should but I know ill make ok in life
Do you get Motion Sickness: On the Gravitron. I ha..