Scott

Well, let's see. I am a lifelong Detroiter and I am very proud of that. It has become popular, for some, to be Detroit apologists but I am not one of them. Detroit is the Hardest Working City in the World and I am very proud of her! We have a rich history and do things a certain way. Case in point; we were "discovered" by the French (centuries after the Wyandot Indians already lived here, of course) and after we were settled by the Europeans and became a major trade port we found a way to repay the French by having a war. Evidently we won because Detroiter's speak English and French cars suck.
I was going to grow up to be an astronaut. I was four when I proclaimed this and that was before I knew that I was going to be 6'2" and 250lbs and certainly before I knew NASA only took astronauts that could FIT inside of a spacecraft. So I moved on to my backup plan; rockstar. After a few years of playing small bars with any band I could find I discovered that something was missing in my life; food and shelter.
I took a job managing for Oldsmobile dealerships and many years later they went out of business. I took a job in Real Estate and made it into management only to be lured away to be an Asset Manager for the largest sub-prime lender in the world, Ameriquest. They went out of business. I took a position with a large Escrow company and within 7 months they closed all of their retail offices and nearly half of their servicing offices, including mine. I got back into real estate and the country went out of business. My resume reads like a directive on how to destroy large international companies. If I turned it into a short story it would be a dark comedy. I'm in management again in a new field and I will not mention who I'm working for so they won't go out of business.
I collect guitars and attorney bills. I like coffee and cats. The Beatles are the greatest rock band in the history of music. I love money. I wish I had more hair. On my head.
Women like to tease me and screw with my head. It's been happening for years. I must project a "tease me and screw with my head" vibe. I could teach a graduate course on this phenomenon.
OK, that's really everything I can think of for now except that after a few years I am writing music again and will be recording some new material shortly. I'll probably post it here and after it catches on I'll probably put the music industry out of business.
Much peace,
Scott