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Golden Boy

I am here for Friends

About Me

Mutt
Lazy
Flirt
Gaijin
Notoriously long bather
Makes a wicked grilled cheese
Movie snob
Sucks at leaving voice mails
Talks with mouth full
Skype = elwoodsfinest
AIM = Spower327
YM = Trainspottingowns
Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts ........

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that can teach me something new... or at least are interesting. Drinking buddies are always good to meet too!

My Blog

You know what really grinds my gears?

That guy from the Twilight movie, Robert Pattison: he looks like a rapist on every poster I see. He's got that crazy-eyed stare that says "take this drink and come to my van in the woods". I mean, if ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:29:00 GMT

Youtube, Itube, Wetube

These videos will probably rot your brain. Yes, I realize most of these have been around for forever, just enjoy the damn things.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Accusations

Different job, same problem. One of the bar backs left his wallet in the bathroom at the bar during business hours and, not surprisingly, it went missing. Because I actually work hard and do my job, I...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:27:00 GMT

Nightmare

Last night I dreamed that I finally got to talk to you again, but you had changed. You hated everything about me, but you said it wasn't my fault. Then you walked away, and I never saw you again. Shor...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:31:00 GMT

Left Behind

Yet another sleepless night this week and again I'm left with a head full of thoughts...Lately, I feel like I've reached a point where I don't really care to meet new people. I'd rather take the frien...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:16:00 GMT

Money isn’t Everything

I went up to the liquor store tonight to collect my final paycheck. When I got there, I was told that I wouldn't be recieving it. Apparently, a few empty cans of  Red Bull were found in the beer ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:28:00 GMT

The Great Flood

It's been raining hard all day and my neighborhood is now flooded! Here's some pics: MY CAR!!!Pops is going for the white trash look as he's walking Georgewhat am I looking at, you ask?these people ka...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:45:00 GMT

Reality

Today I watched my neighbor from across the street die in her driveway. I didn't really know her well at all, but it definitely got me thinking about things. Isn't that such a cliche? Someone takes li...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:16:00 GMT

It'll all pay off some day...

I've done nothing but draw tattoo designs for the past three days. Roses are a real bitch, but I have made a little progress with other flowers:YESTERDAYTODAYYeah, yeah, I need to practice more...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:03:00 GMT

A humble request

Seriously. I know some of you get really bored at work/home sometimes. But try to keep the stupid fucking surveys to a maximum of 1 a day. My bulletin area is constantly filled with them. It's bad eno...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 21:53:00 GMT