Look, Ma, I kin draw!
(Above) The innards of my new book: The Rapture for Big Sinners: 66 + 6 Things to Do Before and After the Righteous Lift Off
Greetings, dearies.
My name is Felix Rumpus, and I'm the mascot, mother superior, big kahuna of Reverse Rapture Books.
(A special aside for the righteous and the uptight: Not all us horned ones are the Dark Lord. Really, kiddies, do you honestly think Dick Cheney has a MySpace page? I myself am one well-horned and well-hooved satyr--yes, yes, thanks to C.S. Lewis, we all know about fauns. Tumnus and I are cousins--distant cousins. But I love the little Aslan-freak none the less. )
I've got a sweet gig at Reverse Rapture: I get to "star" in as many books as their inhouse artist can draw. His name is Ian Philips --yes, the same Mama Bear of Suspect Thoughts Press infamy--and we're pretty much chained at the hip these days. (It's less kinky fun than it sounds--especially when he's procrastinating.)
And my debut book is The Rapture for Big Sinners: 66 + 6 Things You Can Do Before & After the Righteous Lift Off. It's ALIVE and kicking and ready to come into your outstretched hands and delight you. You can order it here . If you write "MySpace sent me" in your order, I'll even autograph it!
But Reverse Rapture isn't about just me. We print quality incendiary material to appeal to all kinds of weirdos and misfit toys. Like our very first book, The Forgotten Ones.
It's written by one of my fave authors, Douglas Ferguson .
Handsome fella, ain't he. As for the book, it's divine. Honest. It's like Scooby Do meets Neil Gaiman's American Gods meets The Da Vinci Code. You can't imagine what nastiness deities can get into when they learn the Messiah is coming back. But there are twists aplenty. Let's just say it's not quite who you've been led to think it will be.
And this rock'em sock'em book is in PRINT and ready to be LOVED too. It's also available here .
So remember:
Reverse Rapture: Books for the Right and the Left Behind!
www.reverserapturebooks.com
But my space here isn't just about my shameless self-promotion. Toot your own horn. As you can see, I'm all about horns. And good cocktails. And when I have enough of one or the other, I'll cast my pearls on the blog.
Until then, see you round the bonfires in hell!
xoxo,
Felix
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You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations.
Ecclectic Pagan
85%
Shamanic Pagan
80%
Celtic Pantheonic Pagan
70%
Eastern Pagan
55%
Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan
50%
Kabbalistic Pagan
50%
Zoroastrian Pagan
45%
Greek Pantheonic Pagan
40%
Roman Pantheonic Pagan
35%
Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans
30%
Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)
25%
Catholic (Pagan?)
20%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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