Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McLobbyist. They got the Golden Arches, mine are the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Pork. We both got two patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their patties are all-beef. Mine are all-pork.
While I was in Congress I also LOVED TO TRAVEL!! All these private groups would fly me all over the world to places like Taiwan, Ireland, Belguim, and Italy. Some people like to call them travel junkets. I just like to call them perks of the job. It was a lot of fun!! You can check out all the fun places I got to go to for free while I was a congressman by clicking (here)