Funk City House Band

From the home of all things holy and the things that rock...This is the greatest band in the history of bands, featuring unparalleled musicianship and mind-bending beatsThis is more than just music, it is a boggling movement of epic proportionsThis is the apocalypse made-for-TV, with limited commercial interruptionThis is what your mother warned you about, if she had been talking about what communism, fascism, democracy, punk rock, and hip-hop made togetherThis is what will infiltrate your mind via your ear canals until your eyes pop out and your brain explodesThis is Scooby-Doo meets Stevie Ray Vaughan meets Jack BauerThis is what the world is waiting forThis is greater than if all world hunger, AIDS, cancer, and old age was cured tomorrowThisIs Funk City.