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Who Am I?

I'm a graphic and web designer/coder for New Jersey's Starlight Tattoo, and couldn't be happier!
I've been into the arts as long as I've been alive! but this year was the one that I decided to make something of myself with art.
I hang out with friends, listen to music, LOVE ITALIAN FOOD! and yes... I DO play video games... GOT A PROBLEM?
I've done all types of work in my life time. I've been the one in the suit and tie at a dead-end job... now I'm doing something with my life with something I love to do.
I work for Mario Barth's Starlight Tattoo as a graphic and web designer/coder... no, I'M NOT A TATTOO ARTIST! but that WAS the original plan...

Who I'd Like To Meet?

There are a lot of people in my friends list that I'd like to personally meet... even though I've "known" them for the longest time now!
Such as: Dez, Sanaz, Zach, Art Thug, Cheeks, Khary, Junkie XL, V.A.S.T., Pitchshifter, and plenty more... too many to really list.
Honestly, I'm not looking for "the right one" I'm looking for someone to have fun with, and have a great time! if something were to develop from there, well... by all means!

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I didn't get to finish this one for Dana . If you want the larger version, contact me for it.

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Quote of the week:

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! "
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yes, i've been M.I.A.!

Well, I've been completely missing in action and slowly getting back into the swing of things... I'm sorry... yeah... umm... Life, and Work are completely owning me right now and with good reasons too...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Samoan Tatau Artist: Pili Mo'o

The man himself is now tattooing over at Starlight Tattoo on Rt. 17 south... and I went in today to get a piece done by him and, let me tell ya how I heart my new ink.I hate needles for many reasons, ...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

I'm too quiet...

Ok ok, Just felt that I had to explain... When I'm on work mode, I don't like to talk much... if at all... I've been feeling a bit weird lately at work because I'm one quiet son of a bitch, but if the...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

I'm on some crazy ish!

I WILL NOT GO OUT AND HAVE "FUN" FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!so if you're planning on inviting me somewhere, it better be good... or I'll straight say "FUCK YO' COUCH!"p.s.I hate you all :)...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:44:00 PST

well i'll be damned...

    Ok, not too long ago, a friend and I met these two really fun gals, they're great! we've even introduced them to some of our friends and even they say "dude, they kick ass!" one of ...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:18:00 PST

last month sucked, this month OWNS!

as a lot of you know, last month sucked, and finally this month started to look up TEN FOLD!I got the job I wanted... I got the house... now... if I find the girl, I'd be SET!
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

Been working like a mad man!

so, ok... I felt that since I haven't been around, haven't been calling ppl back, haven't been on aim/yahoo/myspace, that I should just say to the bulk of you why i haven't returned calls, dissappeare...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

I'M BACK IN JERSEY!

...I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I MISSED THE TRISTATE AREA! Chicago was great, I had a good time sight seeing, hung out with a really good friend of mine and his soon to be wife, Sean an...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

I'm in Chicago for the weekend!

So... I'm writting this for you, the reader...1. I'll check my messages as often as possible2. Send the friend add request, I'll accept it when I get access to the web3. Leave comments, it's ok... I'l...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

This... Is... SO true!

I'm from new jersey , wuts good?! i dont write in pretty little columns like california if i mess up spelling who the fuck cares we curse alot .. not cuss .. what kind of pussy says cuss? i say "f...
Posted by That Dude From Jersey on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST